Limericks 18 (cont'd)

:25crazyH

That limerick's truly confusing
And the story’s quite bemusing
You're right, it's quite silly,
Like Uncle Billy
Who spends most of his lifetime just snoozing

If you're visiting Leicester Square

If you're visiting Leicester Square
With plenty of money to spare

If you're visiting Leicester Square
With plenty of money to spare
Throw off all your cares

If you're visiting Leicester Square
With plenty of money to spare
Throw off all your cares
Ignore all the stares

If you're visiting Leicester Square
With plenty of money to spare
Throw off all your cares
Catch shows in theatres

If you're visiting Leicester Square
With plenty of money to spare
Throw off all your cares
Ignore all the stares
And find something classy to wear

The weather has been so extreme

The weather has been so extreme
And it doesn’t follow a theme

The weather has been so extreme
And it doesn’t follow a theme
First sun and then hail

The weather has been so extreme
And it doesn’t follow a theme
First sun and then hail
Forecasts seem to fail

The weather has been so extreme
And it doesn’t follow a theme
First sun and then hail
Forecasts seem to fail
Unpredictable now, it would seem

So we have to dress for all weather

So we have to dress for all weather
I'm at the end of my tether

So we have to dress for all weather
I'm at the end of my tether
Its umbrella and wellies

So we have to dress for all weather
I'm at the end of my tether
Its umbrella and wellies
Feels more like Delhi’s

So we have to dress for all weather
I'm at the end of my tether
Its umbrella and wellies
Feels more like Delhi’s
I suppose we're all in this together

Are you watching the Oscars tonight?

Are you watching the Oscars tonight?
For me it was the Crufts dogs’ plight

Are you watching the Oscar's tonight?
For me it was the Crufts dogs' plight
Much prefer dogs though

Are you watching the Oscar's tonight?
For me it was the Crufts dogs' plight
Much prefer dogs though
I too love them so

Are you watching the Oscar's tonight?
For me it was the Crufts dogs' plight
Much prefer dogs though
I too love them so
As long as they don't snarl and bite

Aunt Gertrude was nicknamed the beast

Aunt Gertrude was nicknamed the beast
But her dinners were always a feast

Aunt Gertrude was nicknamed the beast
But her dinners were always a feast
Hors-d’oeurves and starters

Aunt Gertrude was nicknamed the beast
But her dinners were always a feast
Hors-d’oeurves and starters
Rich puds for afters

Aunt Gertrude was nicknamed the beast
But her dinners were always a feast
Hors-d’oeurves and starters
Rich puds for afters
I'm upset that she's now deceased

She rests in an urn by the fire

She rests in an urn by the fire
Her memory can always inspire

She rests in an urn by the fire
Her memory can always inspire
Famed for key lime pie

She rests in an urn by the fire
Her memory can always inspire
Famed for key lime pie
And bread made with rye