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Limericks 18 (cont'd)

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VB000 Fri 28-Apr-23 12:45:15

I'll need to invest in ear plugs
A better solution than drugs
To keep out the noise

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Gwyllt Thu 02-May-24 16:22:06

A skunk ambled into my house
Apparently he followed a mouse

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crazyH Thu 02-May-24 17:43:42

A skunk ambled into my house
Apparently he followed a mouse
The smell from them both

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Mel1967 Fri 03-May-24 08:09:12

A skunk ambled into my house
Apparently he followed a mouse
The smell from them both
I won’t get too close

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GoldenLady Fri 03-May-24 13:56:27

A skunk ambled into my house
Apparently he followed a mouse
The smell from them both
I won’t get too close
With perfume my house I should douse

Unseasonably hot is the weather

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Salti Fri 03-May-24 14:35:09

Unseasonably hot is the weather
We roll around in the heather

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crazyH Fri 03-May-24 14:54:52

Unseasonably hot is the weather
We roll around in the heather
Then I start to sneeze

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Mel1967 Fri 03-May-24 16:07:17

Unseasonably hot is the weather
We roll around in the heather
Then I start to sneeze
And also to wheeze

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crazyH Fri 03-May-24 18:37:16

Unseasonably hot is the weather
We roll around in the heather
Then I start to sneeze
And also to wheeze,
Rushed to A &E by mother.

Dr Boe, he was a big man

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Salti Fri 03-May-24 22:40:33

Dr Boe, he was a big man
He always looked after my gran

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crazyH Fri 03-May-24 23:01:05

Dr Boe, he was a big man
He always looked after my gran
In his case he hid

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crazyH Fri 03-May-24 23:01:57

Dr Boe, he was a big man
He always looked after my gran
In his bag he hid

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Mel1967 Sat 04-May-24 10:19:13

Dr Boe was a big man
He always looked after my nan
In hid in his bag
An ounce of old shag

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henetha Sat 04-May-24 14:11:31

Dr Boe was such a big man
He always looked after my nan
In hid in his bag
An ounce of old shag
Other stuff was kept in his van.

The police called to see him one day

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crazyH Sat 04-May-24 15:00:36

The police called to see him one day
He had poisoned my Aunty May

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Mel1967 Sun 05-May-24 10:48:17

The police called to see him one day
He had poisoned my Aunty May
An untimely death

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crazyH Sun 05-May-24 10:52:49

The police called to see him one day
He had poisoned my Aunty May
An untimely death
Left us all bereft

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henetha Sun 05-May-24 11:00:11

The police called to see him one day
He had poisoned my Aunty May
An untimely death
Left us all bereft
And with lots of her debts to pay.

She spent all her money on men,

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Mel1967 Sun 05-May-24 16:50:32

She spent all her money on men
I would think as many as ten

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Salti Sun 05-May-24 19:22:40

She spent all her money on men
I would think as many as ten
They were all so young

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crazyH Sun 05-May-24 22:52:18

She spent all her money on men
I would think as many as ten
They were all so young
From places, far flung

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GoldenLady Tue 07-May-24 01:38:05

She spent all her money on men
I would think as many as ten
They were all so young
From places, far flung
Too bad she can't do it again

So be careful with dinner invites

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Mel1967 Wed 08-May-24 13:18:20

So be careful with dinner invites
Don’t say yes just to be polite

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Salti Mon 13-May-24 10:42:57

So be careful with dinner invites
Don’t say yes just to be polite
Check out your host

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GoldenLady Tue 14-May-24 01:45:17

So be careful with dinner invites
Don’t say yes just to be polite
Check out your host
Of your wealth do not boast

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Mel1967 Tue 14-May-24 09:25:12

So be careful with dinner invites
Don’t say yes just to be polite
Check out your host
Of your wealth do not boast
Or you could be there all the night

I once fell in love with a blonde

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