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Limericks 18 (cont'd)

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VB000 Fri 28-Apr-23 12:45:15

I'll need to invest in ear plugs
A better solution than drugs
To keep out the noise

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GoldenLady Sat 18-May-24 15:11:53

I once fell in love with a blonde
But she changed when she fell in the pond

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Salti Thu 23-May-24 11:14:16

I once fell in love with a blonde
But she changed when she fell in the pond
Her hair, it turned green

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Bellanonna Thu 23-May-24 11:18:53

I once fell in love with a blonde
But she changed when she fell in the pond
Her hair, it turned green
Then aquamarine

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GoldenLady Fri 24-May-24 15:13:33

I once fell in love with a blonde
But she changed when she fell in the pond
Her hair, it turned green
Then aquamarine
And each strand resembled a frond

And then she grew fins and a tail

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Bellanonna Sat 25-May-24 09:32:18

And then she grew fins and a tail
A mermaid? No, more like a whale

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Gwyllt Sat 25-May-24 10:44:05

And then she grew fins and a tail
A mermaid? No, more like a whale
Then with a big splash

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BrightandBreezy Sun 26-May-24 21:45:46

And then she grew fins and a tail
A mermaid? No, more like a whale
Then with a big splash
Away she did dash

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Bellanonna Mon 27-May-24 11:15:24

And then she grew fins and a tail
A mermaid? No, more like a whale
Then with a big splash
Away she did dash
No doubt in pursuit of a male

So today is a bank holiday

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GoldenLady Thu 30-May-24 17:27:30

So today is a bank holiday
About that, what more can I say?

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crazyH Thu 30-May-24 18:01:32

So today is a bank holiday
About that, what more can I say?
Today is Thursday

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Salti Thu 30-May-24 18:55:20

So today is a bank holiday
About that, what more can I say?
Today is Thursday
Very end of May

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crazyH Fri 31-May-24 10:56:00

So today is a bank holiday
About that, what more can I say?
Today is Thursday
Very end of May
Hoping for sunshine, just a ray .

My hair stood on end when I saw

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52bright Fri 31-May-24 12:43:10

My hair stood on end when I saw
A lion with such a loud roar

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Salti Fri 31-May-24 12:53:05

My hair stood on end when I saw
A lion with such a loud roar
I needed a beer

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GoldenLady Fri 31-May-24 15:09:15

My hair stood on end when I saw
A lion with such a loud roar
I needed a beer
To conquer my fear

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Bumface Tue 04-Jun-24 09:18:06

As it hit out with its mighty paw.

I can't find my new pair of jeans

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Bellanonna Tue 04-Jun-24 09:49:56

I can't find my new pair of jeans
Maybe borrowed by one of my ‘teens

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Salti Tue 04-Jun-24 12:00:51

I can't find my new pair of jeans
Maybe borrowed by one of my ‘teens
So first up, best dressed

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GoldenLady Tue 04-Jun-24 16:25:25

I can't find my new pair of jeans
Maybe borrowed by one of my ‘teens
So first up, best dressed
But I'm not too impressed

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crazyH Tue 04-Jun-24 22:09:12

I can't find my new pair of jeans
Maybe borrowed by one of my ‘teens
So first up, best dressed
But I'm not too impressed
And I bet they know what that means

I’m called the Incredible Hulk

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Salti Tue 04-Jun-24 22:11:46

I’m called the Incredible Hulk
A nickname that does make me sulk

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GoldenLady Wed 05-Jun-24 14:31:18

I’m called the Incredible Hulk
A nickname that does make me sulk
It's not very nice

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crazyH Wed 05-Jun-24 16:16:11

I’m called the Incredible Hulk
A nickname that does make me sulk
It's not very nice
It’s just a quick guise

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Bumface Wed 05-Jun-24 16:25:22

I don't really have that much bulk.


My dog has developed a craze

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crazyH Wed 05-Jun-24 16:32:29

My dog has developed a craze
He walks round the house in a daze

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