Limericks 18 (cont'd)

My dog has developed a craze
He walks round the house in a daze
He thinks he's a cat

My dog has developed a craze
He walks round the house in a daze
He thinks he's a cat
Brought in a big rat

My dog has developed a craze
He walks round the house in a daze
He thinks he's a cat
Brought in a big rat
Let’s hope this is just a short phase

I took my pet snake to the vet

I took my pet snake to the vet,
He says it`s his oddest case yet,

My snakes getting hairy

I took my pet snake to the vet,
He says it`s his oddest case yet,
My snakes getting hairy
Wings like a fairy

I took my pet snake to the vet,
He says it`s his oddest case yet,
My snakes getting hairy
Wings like a fairy
A rather weird choice for a pet

I’m off to the school’s sumner fair

I’m off to the school’s summer fair
Expect to see some strange pets there

There's a lopsided llama

Golden Lady, I actually did go to my grandson’s school fair earlier today and there was an area where the children and parents were allowed to touch snakes. They were given a lot of info by the exhibitors and it was all ok. I declined the experience.

I’m off to the school’s summer fair
Expect to see some strange pets there
There’s a lopsided llama
Called Barack (Obama?)

I’m off to the school’s summer fair
Expect to see some strange pets there
There’s a lopsided llama
Called Barack (Obama?)
And a cheetah called Tony Blair .

I’m not too keen on the lions

I’m not too keen on the lions
There are too many challenging signs

I’m not too keen on the lions
There are too many challenging signs
Their roars are thunderous

I’m not too keen on the lions
There are too many challenging signs
Their roars are thunderous
Far from wondrous

I’m not too keen on the lions
There are too many challenging signs
Their roars are thunderous
Far from wondrous
Hey, that tent over there's selling wines!

Ah, now I do feel rather mellow

That's why I am dressed all in yellow

Ah, now I do feel rather mellow
That's why I am dressed all in yellow
Ready for a snooze

Ah, now I do fell rather mellow
That's why I am dressed in yellow
Ready for a snooze
I've had too much booze

Ah, now I do feel rather mellow
That's why I am dressed in yellow
Ready for a snooze
I've had too much booze
My snoring sounds like a bellow

I’m not very ladylike you see

I'm not very ladylike you see
Manners were not taught to me

I'm not very ladylike you see
Manners were not taught to me
I burp and I fxxt

I'm not very ladylike you see
Manners were not taught to me
I burp and I fxxt
And I speak from the hxxrt

I'm not very ladylike you see
Manners were not taught to me
I burp and I fxxt
And I speak from the hxxrt
I hide in a bush for a pee

Our council are worse than useless

Our council are worse than useless
The potholes on roads are countless

Our council are worse than useless
The potholes on roads are countless
Some are so deep