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Limericks 18 (cont'd)

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VB000 Fri 28-Apr-23 12:45:15

I'll need to invest in ear plugs
A better solution than drugs
To keep out the noise

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Juliet27 Thu 18-May-23 06:39:00

I enjoy a good walk in the park
But not on my own after dark
A chance I won’t take

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Jane71 Thu 18-May-23 10:13:42

I enjoy a good walk in the park
But not on my own after dark
A chance I won’t take
For down near the lake

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GoldenLady Thu 18-May-23 15:31:42

I enjoy a good walk in the park
But not on my own after dark
A chance I won’t take
For down near the lake
There are people with minds like a shark!

Perhaps stick to daytime adventures?

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VB000 Thu 18-May-23 17:28:04

Perhaps stick to daytime adventures?
Trying not to lose my dentures

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Salti Thu 18-May-23 18:44:36

Perhaps stick to daytime adventures?
Trying not to lose my dentures
A walk on the beach

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Juliet27 Fri 19-May-23 07:00:15

Perhaps stick to daytime adventures?
Trying not to lose my dentures
A walk on the beach
If not far to reach

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GoldenLady Fri 19-May-23 14:37:09

Perhaps stick to daytime adventures?
Trying not to lose my dentures
A walk on the beach
If not far to reach
And remember to bring a thirst quencher.

Mysteries are fun, though, in books

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GoldenLady Fri 19-May-23 14:38:24

Should have said, "bring some thirst quenchers." Would have rhymed better. I wish we could edit.

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Juliet27 Fri 19-May-23 14:49:04

Mysteries are fun, though, in books
Don’t want to deal with real life crooks

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CazzJazz Fri 19-May-23 15:13:32

Mysteries are fun, though, in books
Don't want to deal with real life crooks
For a life of crime

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Salti Fri 19-May-23 15:22:09

Mysteries are fun, though, in books
Don't want to deal with real life crooks
For a life of crime
Without doing time

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Juliet27 Sun 21-May-23 08:37:32

Mysteries are fun, though, in books
Don't want to deal with real life crooks
For a life of crime
Without doing time
Leaving us all on tenterhooks

The world’s no longer a safe place

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Salti Sun 21-May-23 09:11:01

The world’s no longer a safe place
That never was really the case

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henetha Sun 21-May-23 10:53:30

The world’s no longer a safe place
That never was really the case
There's always been crime

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crazyH Sun 21-May-23 11:02:13

The world’s no longer a safe place
That never was really the case
There's always been crime
‘Specially at night time

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Juliet27 Sun 21-May-23 11:37:35

The world’s no longer a safe place
That never was really the case
There's always been crime
‘Specially at night time
But sometimes wrongly blamed on race

Although travel is easy now

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crazyH Sun 21-May-23 12:02:03

Although travel is easy now
It’s the packing that gets me down

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CazzJazz Sun 21-May-23 13:02:57

Although travel is easy now
It's the packing that gets me down
Should I roll or fold?

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Juliet27 Sun 21-May-23 13:18:29

Although travel is easy now
It's the packing that gets me down
Should I roll or fold?
These clothes look so old

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Salti Sun 21-May-23 13:28:24

Although travel is easy now
It's the packing that gets me down
Should I roll or fold?
These clothes look so old
I need a shopping trip to town

New undies for my holiday

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Crocus5 Mon 22-May-23 08:51:15

New undies for my holiday
Something exotic but not grey

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VB000 Mon 22-May-23 09:37:06

New undies for my holiday
Something exotic but not grey
Floral bikini

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Crocus5 Mon 22-May-23 09:50:08

New undies for my holiday
Something exotic but not grey
Floral bikini
But not too tiny

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Salti Mon 22-May-23 15:18:37

New undies for my holiday
Something exotic but not grey
Floral bikini
But not too tiny
I'd frighten the señors away

I hate to be at the airport

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CazzJazz Mon 22-May-23 20:26:44

I hate to be at the airport
I become really distraught

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