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More limericks with very strict rules and I'm standing by with a metre stick ;)

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VB000 Mon 22-May-23 09:42:41

Some dream about a simpler life
Away from politics and strife
Maybe Hebrides?
No celebrities 👍
And silence it cuts like a knife

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Salti Sun 02-Jul-23 12:08:35

To wash and iron is a chore
I rarely do that any more
Creases do drop out

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Crocus5 Sun 02-Jul-23 12:32:57

To wash and iron is a chore
I rarely do that anymore
Creases do drop out
When shaken about

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GoldenLady Sun 02-Jul-23 20:32:16

To wash and iron is a chore
I rarely do that anymore
Creases do drop out
When shaken about
And ironing makes my back sore

So my clothing has plenty of wrinkles

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Salti Sun 02-Jul-23 20:44:26

So my clothing has plenty of wrinkles
And also creases and crinkles

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keepcalmandcavachon Sun 02-Jul-23 21:38:25

So my clothing has plenty of wrinkles
And also creases and crinkles
My face sadly matches

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Juliet27 Mon 03-Jul-23 07:43:10

So my clothing has plenty of wrinkles
And also creases and crinkles
My face sadly matches
Age spots in patches

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henetha Mon 03-Jul-23 10:09:21

So my clothing has plenty of wrinkles
And also creases and crinkles
My face sadly matches
Age spots in patches
And I leak when doing tinkles.

Shall I buy incontinence pants?

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GoldenLady Mon 03-Jul-23 15:39:18

Shall I buy incontinence pants?
They might fall down when I dance!

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Salti Tue 04-Jul-23 09:46:37

Shall I buy incontinence pants?
They might fall down when I dance
I'd kick them away

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henetha Tue 04-Jul-23 09:48:13

Shall I buy incontinence pants?
They might fall down when I dance
I'd kick them away
And then I would say

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crazyH Tue 04-Jul-23 09:56:19

Shall I buy incontinence pants?
They might fall down when I dance
I'd kick them away
And then I would say
“It’s not mine, it’s Diane’s”

Diane came over with clenched fists

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VB000 Tue 04-Jul-23 10:53:34

Diane came over with clenched fists
Sure Crossroads was never like this

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Mollygo Tue 04-Jul-23 13:21:35

Diane came over with clenched fists
Sure Crossroads was never like this
Eastenders maybe

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 04-Jul-23 14:28:54

Diane came over with clenched fists
Sure Crossroads was never like this
Eastenders maybe
Down the pub you'll see

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Salti Wed 05-Jul-23 08:55:55

Diane came over with clenched fists
Sure Crossroads was never like this
Eastenders maybe
Down the pub you'll see
A cat fight over a lover's trysts

I like a pub with hand pulled ale

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crazyH Wed 05-Jul-23 09:09:18

I like a pub with hand pulled ale
I like G&T in a pail

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Mollygo Wed 05-Jul-23 09:42:52

I like a pub with hand pulled ale
I like G&T in a pail
Grasshopper for me

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VB000 Wed 05-Jul-23 10:51:29

I like a pub with hand pulled ale
I like G&T in a pail
Grasshopper for me
Long Island iced tea

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 05-Jul-23 13:39:50

I like a pub with hand pulled ale
I like G&T in a pail
Grasshopper for me
Long Island iced tea
But the quantity made me quail.

What about a dry, crisp white wine?

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GoldenLady Wed 05-Jul-23 18:43:34

What about a dry, crisp white wine?
I think that idea is just fine

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Jangran99 Fri 07-Jul-23 00:10:44

What about a dry, crisp white wine?
I think that idea is just fine
Tingling on my tongue
.

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crazyH Fri 07-Jul-23 00:24:18

What about a dry, crisp white wine?
I think that idea is just fine
Tingling on my tongue
I’ll be overhung

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Juliet27 Fri 07-Jul-23 14:49:08

What about a dry, crisp white wine?
I think that idea is just fine
Tingling on my tongue
I’ll be overhung
Maybe only drink when you dine

I really should drink more water

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Crocus5 Fri 07-Jul-23 15:10:37

I really should drink more water
Advice I give to my daughter

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Jangran99 Fri 07-Jul-23 18:16:55

I really should drink more water
Advice I give to my daughter,
Should stay hydrated

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