More limericks with very strict rules and I'm standing by with a metre stick ;)

A lim'rick's supposed to be funny
Some days we just can’t feel sunny
Today’s one of them

A lim'rick's supposed to be funny
Some days we just can’t feel sunny
Today’s one of them
Tomorrow’s a gem

A lim'rick's supposed to be funny
Some days we just can’t feel sunny
Today’s one of them
Tomorrow’s a gem
Cos I know I'm getting some money.

My pension goes into my bank

My pension goes into my bank
The bank next to the taxi rank

My pension goes into my bank
The bank next to the taxi rank
They all wait in queue

My pension goes into my bank
The bank next to the taxi rank
They all wait in queue
To just check what’s due

My pension goes into my bank
The bank next to the taxi rank
They all wait in queue
To just check what’s due
Then off to a cafe to swank

Tennis is about to start soon

Tennis is about to start soon
A waste of a good afternoon

Tennis is about to start soon
A waste of a good afternoon
But strawb’rries and cream

Tennis is about to start soon
A waste of a good afternoon
But strawb’rries and cream
With Pimms are a dream

Tennis is about to start soon
A waste of a good afternoon
But strawb'rries and cream
With Pimms are a dream
Sunny weather would be a boon.

It's a great summer of sport

It's a great summer of sport
But I'd much rather cavort

Sorry.....

It's a great summer of sport
But I would much rather cavort

It is a great summer of sport
But I would much rather cavort
Do the fandango

It is a great summer of sport
But I would much rather cavort
Do the fandango
Or Argentine tango

It is a great summer of sport
But I would much rather cavort
Do the fandango
Or Argentine tango
With a tall, dark Latino sort

Cricket can be such a bore

Cricket can be such a bore
I’d rather have tennis galore 🎾🎾

Cricket can be such a bore
I’d rather have tennis galore 🎾🎾
Rain often stops play

Cricket can be such a bore
I’d rather have tennis galore 🎾🎾
Rain often stops play
But Pimms makes my day

Cricket can be such a bore
I’d rather have tennis galore 🎾🎾
Rain often stops play
But Pimms makes my day
But all three of those make me snore

The best way to fold fitted sheets

The best way to fold fitted sheets
Is to stamp on them with both feets

The best way to fold fitted sheets
Is to stamp on them with both feets
And roll on them, too,

henetha

The best way to fold fitted sheets
Is to stamp on them with both feets
And roll on them, too,
With a curse or two

I do hate folding fitted sheets, Juliet .

The best way to fold fitted sheets
Is to stamp on them with both feets
And roll on them, too,
With a curse or two
Then sit on them under your seats.

To wash and iron is a chore

To wash and iron is a chore
I rarely do that any more