More limericks with very strict rules and I'm standing by with a metre stick ;)

The gipsy life appeals to me
Ah, to be totally free!
The open road
To the next abode
So, it's a campervan for me.

Thus, I'll be driving round the coast

Thus, I'll be driving round the coast
Those landscapes I enjoy the most

Thus, I'll be driving round the coast
Those landscapes I enjoy the most
I'll take my sketch pad

Thus, I'll be driving round the coast
Those landscapes I enjoy the most
I'll take my sketch pad
That I had from Dad

Thus, I'll be driving round the coast
Those landscapes I enjoy the most
I'll take my sketch pad
That I had from Dad
And perhaps get inspired by his ghost

I love the smell of the sea

I love the smell of the sea
It bring such memories to me

I love the smell of the sea
It bring such memories to me
Moonlit walks on sand

I love the smell of the sea
It bring such memories to me
Moonlit walks on sand
And sometimes a band

I love the smell of the sea
It bring such memories to me
Moonlit walks on sand
And sometimes a band
A deckchair and a cup of tea

The fishing boats are chugging by

The fishing boats are chugging by
Tonight I'll make Stargazy pie

The fishing boats are chugging by
Tonight I'll make Stargazy pie
The fishes look up

The fishing boats are chugging by
Tonight I'll make Stargazy pie
The fishes look up
Something else I will sup

The fishing boats are chugging by
Tonight I'll make Stargazy pie
The fishes look up
Something else I will sup
Don't want to look them in the eye

I am now very short sighted

I am now very short sighted
Just something with which I’m blighted

I am now very short sighted
Just something with which I’m blighted,
I love my new specs

I am now very short sighted
Just something with which I'm blighted
I love my new specs
From a man called Rex

I am now very short sighted
Just something with which I am blighted
I love my new specs
From a man called Rex
All those dark words have been lighted

I also am deaf in one ear

I also am deaf in one ear
I'm falling to pieces, I fear

I also am deaf in one ear
I'm falling to pieces, I fear
But other than that

I also am deaf in one ear
I'm falling to pieces, I fear
But other than that
And being too fat,

I also am deaf in one ear
I'm falling to pieces, I fear
But other than that
And being too fat
My health is not too bad, d'you hear?

When I think back to my first love

When I think back to my first love
I’m glad I didn’t marry the cove

When I think back to my first love
I’m glad I didn’t marry the cove
Would have been a disaster

When I think back to my first love
I’m glad I didn’t marry the cove
Saved a disaster (changed to fit rhythm)
As I learned faster

When I think back to my first love
I’m glad I didn’t marry the cove
Saved a disaster(changed to fit rhythm)
As I learned faster
To escape the kitchen and stove

I longed for excitement and fun