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More limericks with very strict rules and I'm standing by with a metre stick ;)

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VB000 Mon 22-May-23 09:42:41

Some dream about a simpler life
Away from politics and strife
Maybe Hebrides?
No celebrities đź‘Ť
And silence it cuts like a knife

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 03-Aug-23 16:20:57

The gipsy life appeals to me
Ah, to be totally free!
The open road
To the next abode
So, it's a campervan for me.

Thus, I'll be driving round the coast

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Juliet27 Fri 04-Aug-23 08:00:33

Thus, I'll be driving round the coast
Those landscapes I enjoy the most

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Salti Fri 04-Aug-23 08:53:10

Thus, I'll be driving round the coast
Those landscapes I enjoy the most
I'll take my sketch pad

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crazyH Fri 04-Aug-23 08:57:10

Thus, I'll be driving round the coast
Those landscapes I enjoy the most
I'll take my sketch pad
That I had from Dad

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GoldenLady Fri 04-Aug-23 15:54:31

Thus, I'll be driving round the coast
Those landscapes I enjoy the most
I'll take my sketch pad
That I had from Dad
And perhaps get inspired by his ghost

I love the smell of the sea

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henetha Sat 05-Aug-23 10:25:26

I love the smell of the sea
It bring such memories to me

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crazyH Sat 05-Aug-23 11:53:31

I love the smell of the sea
It bring such memories to me
Moonlit walks on sand

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GoldenLady Sat 05-Aug-23 16:10:46

I love the smell of the sea
It bring such memories to me
Moonlit walks on sand
And sometimes a band

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VB000 Mon 07-Aug-23 10:29:15

I love the smell of the sea
It bring such memories to me
Moonlit walks on sand
And sometimes a band
A deckchair and a cup of tea

The fishing boats are chugging by

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Salti Mon 07-Aug-23 13:05:11

The fishing boats are chugging by
Tonight I'll make Stargazy pie

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VB000 Wed 09-Aug-23 10:40:25

The fishing boats are chugging by
Tonight I'll make Stargazy pie
The fishes look up

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GoldenLady Wed 09-Aug-23 15:46:33

The fishing boats are chugging by
Tonight I'll make Stargazy pie
The fishes look up
Something else I will sup

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Salti Wed 09-Aug-23 18:04:32

The fishing boats are chugging by
Tonight I'll make Stargazy pie
The fishes look up
Something else I will sup
Don't want to look them in the eye

I am now very short sighted

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Juliet27 Thu 10-Aug-23 10:11:56

I am now very short sighted
Just something with which I’m blighted

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henetha Thu 10-Aug-23 10:38:16

I am now very short sighted
Just something with which I’m blighted,
I love my new specs

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 11-Aug-23 09:35:53

I am now very short sighted
Just something with which I'm blighted
I love my new specs
From a man called Rex

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nanna8 Fri 11-Aug-23 09:40:32

I am now very short sighted
Just something with which I am blighted
I love my new specs
From a man called Rex
All those dark words have been lighted

I also am deaf in one ear

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Salti Fri 11-Aug-23 09:56:03

I also am deaf in one ear
I'm falling to pieces, I fear

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VB000 Fri 11-Aug-23 10:38:36

I also am deaf in one ear
I'm falling to pieces, I fear
But other than that

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henetha Fri 11-Aug-23 10:51:13

I also am deaf in one ear
I'm falling to pieces, I fear
But other than that
And being too fat,

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 12-Aug-23 18:44:37

I also am deaf in one ear
I'm falling to pieces, I fear
But other than that
And being too fat
My health is not too bad, d'you hear?

When I think back to my first love

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nanna8 Sun 13-Aug-23 07:08:04

When I think back to my first love
I’m glad I didn’t marry the cove

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GoldenLady Sun 13-Aug-23 15:23:14

When I think back to my first love
I’m glad I didn’t marry the cove
Would have been a disaster

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Juliet27 Mon 14-Aug-23 06:51:31

When I think back to my first love
I’m glad I didn’t marry the cove
Saved a disaster (changed to fit rhythm)
As I learned faster

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Salti Mon 14-Aug-23 07:30:36

When I think back to my first love
I’m glad I didn’t marry the cove
Saved a disaster(changed to fit rhythm)
As I learned faster
To escape the kitchen and stove

I longed for excitement and fun

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