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More limericks with very strict rules and I'm standing by with a metre stick ;)

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VB000 Mon 22-May-23 09:42:41

Some dream about a simpler life
Away from politics and strife
Maybe Hebrides?
No celebrities 👍
And silence it cuts like a knife

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Juliet27 Mon 14-Aug-23 08:24:33

I longed for excitement and fun
And looking after number one

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henetha Mon 14-Aug-23 10:40:52

I longed for excitement and fun
And looking after number one
After years of not

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VB000 Tue 15-Aug-23 11:57:46

I longed for excitement and fun
And looking after number one
After years of not
Finding a big shot

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 15-Aug-23 20:01:54

I longed for excitement and fun
Off to the circus I did run

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Salti Tue 15-Aug-23 20:34:21

I longed for excitement and fun
And looking after number one
After years of not
Finding a big shot
I now think I'll become a nun

My sister says it won't work out

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crazyH Tue 15-Aug-23 20:39:51

My sister says it won't work out
‘Cause my virginity’s in doubt

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VB000 Wed 16-Aug-23 10:03:41

My sister says it won't work out
‘Cause my virginity’s in doubt
It's only heresay

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crazyH Wed 16-Aug-23 15:38:24

My sister says it won't work out
‘Cause my virginity’s in doubt
It's only heresay
There’s really no way

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Juliet27 Thu 17-Aug-23 06:42:37

My sister says it won't work out
‘Cause my virginity’s in doubt
It's only heresay
There’s really no way
That I was involved with that lout!

This summer there are far more planes

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henetha Thu 17-Aug-23 10:13:11

This summer there are far more planes
It makes up for the lack of trains

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crazyH Thu 17-Aug-23 10:51:18

This summer there are far more planes
It makes up for the lack of trains
But I’m going nowhere

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Salti Thu 17-Aug-23 12:26:03

This summer there are far more planes
It makes up for the lack of trains
But I’m going nowhere
It's not really fair

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GoldenLady Thu 17-Aug-23 18:22:25

This summer there are far more planes
It makes up for the lack of trains
But I’m going nowhere
It's not really fair
Wherever I travel, it rains.

This summer, the heat is incredible

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 18-Aug-23 06:53:35

This summer, the heat is incredible
I feel like a limp vegetable

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Juliet27 Fri 18-Aug-23 06:59:20

This summer, the heat is incredible
I feel like a limp vegetable
My energy’s sapped

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Salti Fri 18-Aug-23 08:39:47

This summer, the heat is incredible
I feel like a limp vegetable
My energy’s sapped
My patience has snapped

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GoldenLady Fri 18-Aug-23 19:12:32

This summer, the heat is incredible
I feel like a limp vegetable
My energy’s sapped
My patience has snapped
And my language is truly regrettable

We do not get wiser, just older

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Juliet27 Fri 18-Aug-23 20:32:09

We do not get wiser, just older
And when younger we were bolder

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GoldenLady Sat 19-Aug-23 14:04:09

We do not get wiser, just older
And when younger we were bolder
Did we make more mistakes?

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Juliet27 Sat 19-Aug-23 17:11:27

We do not get wiser, just older
And when younger we were bolder
Did we make mistakes?
We did meet some rakes!

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crazyH Sat 19-Aug-23 17:31:54

We do not get wiser, just older
And when younger we were bolder
Did we make mistakes?
We did meet some rakes!
One of them looked like Noddy Holder

His dress sense was oh so awful

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Jangran99 Sat 19-Aug-23 19:02:30

His dress sense was oh so awful
Should have been declared unlawful

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 19-Aug-23 19:51:08

His dress sense was oh so awful
Should have been declared unlawful
His big hat for starters!

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Salti Sun 20-Aug-23 14:07:41

His dress sense was oh so awful
Should have been declared unlawful
His big hat for starters!
Adorned with garters

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Grany Tue 22-Aug-23 18:55:39

His dress sense was oh so awful
Should have been declared unlawful
His big hat for starters!
Adorned with garters
He looked like a big fat waffle

Abolish the monarchy book

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