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More limericks with very strict rules and I'm standing by with a metre stick ;)

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VB000 Mon 22-May-23 09:42:41

Some dream about a simpler life
Away from politics and strife
Maybe Hebrides?
No celebrities đź‘Ť
And silence it cuts like a knife

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Salti Tue 22-Aug-23 20:33:20

Abolish the monarchy book
What? For a presidential crook?

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henetha Tue 22-Aug-23 23:31:09

Abolish the monarchy book
What? For a presidential crook?
I hope we've more sense

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Juliet27 Wed 23-Aug-23 05:47:46

Abolish the monarchy book
What? For a presidential crook?
I hope we've more sense
The thought makes me tense

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Grany Wed 23-Aug-23 20:39:16

Abolish the monarchy book
What? For a presidential crook?
I hope we've more sense
The thought makes me tense
Charlie with his wads of cash, don’t look

Can you recommend a good read

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henetha Wed 23-Aug-23 21:32:28

Can you recommend a good read,
A monarchist romance , I plead,

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Grany Thu 24-Aug-23 09:03:29

Can you recommend a good read
A monarchist romance, I plead
What would fit the bill

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Salti Thu 24-Aug-23 09:56:35

Can you recommend a good read
A monarchist romance, I plead
What would fit the bill
The Queen and Prince Phil?

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henetha Thu 24-Aug-23 10:43:06

Can you recommend a good read
A monarchist romance, I plead
What would fit the bill
The Queen and Prince Phil?
The best of the best, I'm agreed.

I'm kayaking along the Thames

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VB000 Thu 24-Aug-23 11:38:12

I'm kayaking along the Thames
Trying to avoid leaves and stems

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 24-Aug-23 16:38:29

I'm kayaking along the Thames
Trying to avoid leaves and stems
But, collide I did

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Juliet27 Thu 24-Aug-23 18:38:55

I'm kayaking along the Thames
Trying to avoid leaves and stems
But, collide I did
In water turbid

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Salti Thu 24-Aug-23 19:01:04

I'm kayaking along the Thames
Trying to avoid leaves and stems
But, collide I did
In water turbid
As if riding on the Dodgers

A trip to the funfair is great

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Salti Thu 24-Aug-23 19:02:02

Sorry....

I'm kayaking along the Thames
Trying to avoid leaves and stems
But, collide I did
In water turbid
As if riding on the Dodgems

A trip to the funfair is great

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crazyH Thu 24-Aug-23 20:39:09

A trip to the funfair is great
I’ve been to them since I was eight

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Juliet27 Fri 25-Aug-23 08:16:08

A trip to the funfair is great
I’ve been to them since I was eight
The swing boats for me

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henetha Fri 25-Aug-23 10:01:24

A trip to the funfair is great
I’ve been to them since I was eight
The swing boats for me
Are bumper cars free?

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GoldenLady Fri 25-Aug-23 15:45:18

A trip to the funfair is great
I’ve been to them since I was eight
The swing boats for me
Are bumper cars free?
Are we going again? I can't wait!

Molly just bought a new hat

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crazyH Fri 25-Aug-23 16:58:41

Molly just bought a new hat
Strangely, it looked like her old cat

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Salti Sat 26-Aug-23 10:06:15

Molly just bought a new hat
Strangely, it looked like her old cat
It smelled like it too

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henetha Sat 26-Aug-23 10:46:24

Molly just bought a new hat
Strangely, it looked like her old cat
It smelled like it too,
A faint whiff of poo,

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crazyH Sat 26-Aug-23 13:39:20

Molly just bought a new hat
Strangely, it looked like her old cat
It smelled like it too,
A faint whiff of poo,
She does like a bit of old tat

I’m not saying Molly’s a slob

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 26-Aug-23 14:08:58

I'm not saying Molly's a slob
But, by heck, her greasy old hob

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Salti Sat 26-Aug-23 14:28:55

I'm not saying Molly's a slob
But, by heck, her greasy old hob
Is awash with fat

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crazyH Sat 26-Aug-23 14:34:34

I'm not saying Molly's a slob
But, by heck, her greasy old hob
Is awash with fat
On the shelf a rat

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GoldenLady Sat 26-Aug-23 15:00:19

I'm not saying Molly's a slob
But, by heck, her greasy old hob
Is awash with fat
On the shelf a rat
Is having a feast with his mob

Her clothing goes back to Year One

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