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More limericks with very strict rules and I'm standing by with a metre stick ;)

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VB000 Mon 22-May-23 09:42:41

Some dream about a simpler life
Away from politics and strife
Maybe Hebrides?
No celebrities 👍
And silence it cuts like a knife

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crazyH Sun 03-Sept-23 22:10:36

I always seem to wear the wrong thing
I dress like a real ding-a-ling
Oversized dresses

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Juliet27 Mon 04-Sept-23 06:17:17

I always seem to wear the wrong thing
I dress like a real ding-a-ling
Oversized dresses
Were the wrong guesses

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VB000 Mon 04-Sept-23 12:55:18

I always seem to wear the wrong thing
I dress like a real ding-a-ling
Oversized dresses
Were the wrong guesses
As well as red in the bull ring

The bull had spotted me and chased

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Juliet27 Mon 04-Sept-23 19:04:43

The bull had spotted me and chased
My legs trembled and my heart raced

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crazyH Mon 04-Sept-23 19:23:06

The bull had spotted me and chased
My legs trembled and my heart raced,
Jumped over the stiles

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VB000 Tue 05-Sept-23 09:01:23

The bull had spotted me and chased
My legs trembled and my heart raced,
Jumped over the stiles
Was running for miles

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henetha Tue 05-Sept-23 11:01:10

The bull had spotted me and chased
My legs trembled and my heart raced,
Jumped over the stiles
Was running for miles
We collided and then embraced.

The 'bull' was a nice gentle cow

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crazyH Tue 05-Sept-23 11:49:38

The 'bull' was a nice gentle cow
With all calves following in tow

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GoldenLady Tue 05-Sept-23 15:16:00

The 'bull' was a nice gentle cow
With all calves following in tow
I finally woke up

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crazyH Tue 05-Sept-23 20:52:12

The 'bull' was a nice gentle cow
With all calves following in tow
I finally woke up
Knocked over the cup

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Salti Wed 06-Sept-23 14:24:29

The 'bull' was a nice gentle cow
With all calves following in tow
I finally woke up
Knocked over the cup
My dreams have become nightmares now

I do like an afternoon snooze

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crazyH Wed 06-Sept-23 19:05:12

I do like an afternoon snooze
‘Specially after a glass of booze

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Juliet27 Wed 06-Sept-23 21:22:01

I do like an afternoon snooze
‘Specially after a glass of booze
I wake with a start

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VB000 Fri 08-Sept-23 11:19:55

I do like an afternoon snooze
‘Specially after a glass of booze
I wake with a start
But try to take heart

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GoldenLady Fri 08-Sept-23 13:54:11

I do like an afternoon snooze
‘Specially after a glass of booze
I wake with a start
But try to take heart
And will not turn on the TV news.

They talk about only disasters

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crazyH Sat 09-Sept-23 00:03:54

They talk about only disasters
Or show paintings by the Masters

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Salti Tue 12-Sept-23 13:18:35

They talk about only disasters
Or show paintings by the Masters
The so called elite

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Juliet27 Wed 13-Sept-23 07:12:48

They talk about only disasters
Or show paintings by the Masters
The so called elite
Do nothing but cheat

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VB000 Wed 13-Sept-23 11:05:34

They talk about only disasters
Or show paintings by the Masters
The so called elite
Do nothing but cheat
Covered up with sticking plasters

I'll be planting bulbs for the spring

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GoldenLady Wed 13-Sept-23 14:50:10

Sadly, there’s not much happening here
Metre sticks must be causing fear
A RAP and a RAP

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Juliet27 Wed 13-Sept-23 15:06:58

GL you were on page 1

I'll be planting bulbs for the spring
With colour choice I’ll have a fling

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 13-Sept-23 19:50:43

I'll be planting bulbs for the spring
With colour choice I'll have a fling
Cheerful daffodils

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Salti Thu 14-Sept-23 09:04:20

I'll be planting bulbs for the spring
With colour choice I'll have a fling
Cheerful daffodils
For my windowsills

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VB000 Thu 14-Sept-23 11:51:41

I'll be planting bulbs for the spring
With colour choice I'll have a fling
Cheerful daffodils
For my windowsills
The bright contrasts make your heart sing

They'll lie in wait all winter long

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Juliet27 Thu 14-Sept-23 13:50:20

That line reminded me of a song I sang as a child and couldn’t resist adding a link here
www.mamalisa.com/?t=es&p=5893

They’ll lie in wait all winter long
That line reminds me of a song

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