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More limericks with very strict rules and I'm standing by with a metre stick ;)

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VB000 Mon 22-May-23 09:42:41

Some dream about a simpler life
Away from politics and strife
Maybe Hebrides?
No celebrities đź‘Ť
And silence it cuts like a knife

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 14-Sept-23 16:55:16

They'll lie in wait all winter long
That line reminds me of a song
Those tunes as a child

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VB000 Fri 15-Sept-23 10:01:08

thanks for the memories Juliet!

They'll lie in wait all winter long
That line reminds me of a song
Those tunes as a child
My grandmother smiled

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Squiffy Fri 15-Sept-23 10:25:53

They'll lie in wait all winter long
That line reminds me of a song
Those tunes as a child
My grandmother smiled
And we all used to sing along.

The birds are all of a twitter

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Salti Fri 15-Sept-23 10:36:04

The birds are all of a twitter
Even though the cold is bitter

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Juliet27 Fri 15-Sept-23 12:22:57

The birds are all of a twitter
Even though the cold is bitter
They’re staking their claim

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VB000 Mon 18-Sept-23 10:16:49

The birds are all of a twitter
Even though the cold is bitter
They’re staking their claim
I know them by name

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Salti Sat 23-Sept-23 09:42:50

The birds are all of a twitter
Even though the cold is bitter
They’re staking their claim
I know them by name
The bolshie one is Nikita

I had scary nightmare last night

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crazyH Sat 23-Sept-23 10:09:58

I had scary nightmares last night
Was chased by a bull, what a fright !

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 23-Sept-23 14:49:22

I had scary nightmares last night
Was chased by a bull, what a fright!
I woke just in time

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GoldenLady Sat 23-Sept-23 14:59:43

I had scary nightmares last night
Was chased by a bull, what a fright!
I woke just in time
This is easy to rhyme

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VB000 Mon 25-Sept-23 10:52:40

I had scary nightmares last night
Was chased by a bull, what a fright!
I woke just in time
This is easy to rhyme
Unless it goes wrong, as it might!

The last of the sunshine is here

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Salti Mon 25-Sept-23 10:54:03

The last of the sunshine is here
Nice to sit outdoors with a beer

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Sawitch Mon 25-Sept-23 11:30:00

But beware of the mozzies

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Sawitch Mon 25-Sept-23 11:32:12

The last of the sunshine is here
Nice to sit outdoors with a beer
But, beware of the mozzies

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Sawitch Mon 25-Sept-23 11:32:42

Oops, sorry, mispost!

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VB000 Tue 26-Sept-23 09:02:15

The last of the sunshine is here
Nice to sit outdoors with a beer
But, beware of the mozzies
Warned the old Aussies

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 26-Sept-23 18:49:45

The last of the sunshine is here
Nice to sit outdoors with a beer
But, beware of the mozzies
Warned the old Aussies
They'll bite if you get too near.

My pal emigrated to Oz

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Salti Tue 26-Sept-23 19:29:46

My pal emigrated to Oz
I asked why, he said just because

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Crocus5 Wed 27-Sept-23 09:19:06

My pal emigrated to Oz
I asked why, he said just because
I’m able to go

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VB000 Wed 27-Sept-23 09:54:28

My pal emigrated to Oz
I asked why, he said just because
I’m able to go
And I don't like snow

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crazyH Wed 27-Sept-23 10:28:23

My pal emigrated to Oz
I asked why, he said just because
I’m able to go
And I don't like snow
And they make the best mint sauce

I’d love to sail down the Yukon

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Luckygirl3 Wed 27-Sept-23 10:28:36

My pal emigrated to Oz
I asked why, he said just because
I’m able to go
And I don't like snow
And besides I am breaking no laws.

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henetha Wed 27-Sept-23 10:35:58

I’d love to sail down the Yukon
They sent me a half-price coupon,

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Squiffy Wed 27-Sept-23 11:40:59

I’d love to sail down the Yukon
They sent me a half-price coupon,
Will I be seasick?

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VB000 Wed 27-Sept-23 12:01:54

I’d love to sail down the Yukon
They sent me a half-price coupon,
Will I be seasick?
I'll bring a picnic

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