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More limericks with very strict rules and I'm standing by with a metre stick ;)

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VB000 Mon 22-May-23 09:42:41

Some dream about a simpler life
Away from politics and strife
Maybe Hebrides?
No celebrities 👍
And silence it cuts like a knife

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Salti Thu 02-Nov-23 11:58:27

Next there's fire works on Guy Fawkes night
Flames ablaze, it'll be such a sight
Pets shut up indoors

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BrightandBreezy Sat 04-Nov-23 00:15:10

Next there's fireworks on Guy Fawkes night
Flames ablaze, it'll be such a sight
Pets shut up indoors
Some pacing the floors

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Mollygo Sat 04-Nov-23 09:56:09

Next there's fireworks on Guy Fawkes night
Flames ablaze, it'll be such a sight
Pets shut up indoors
Some pacing the floors
But what a creation of light!

Thank heavens I bought a cagoule

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henetha Sat 04-Nov-23 10:08:10

Thank heavens I bought a cagoule
And it's lined with loved red wool,

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BrightandBreezy Sat 04-Nov-23 22:01:17

Thank heavens i bought a cagoule
And it's lined with lovely red wool
No need to fear rain

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Bellanonna Sun 05-Nov-23 10:58:54

Thank heavens i bought a cagoule
And it's lined with lovely red wool
No need to fear rain
While I wait for the train

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keepcalmandcavachon Sun 05-Nov-23 19:30:22

Thank heavens i bought a cagoule
And it's lined with lovely red wool
No need to fear rain
While I wait for the train
But in summer I look such a fool

The station master looked me up and down

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crazyH Sun 05-Nov-23 20:03:50

Station Master looked up and down
His smiling face turned to a frown

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VB000 Mon 06-Nov-23 10:43:47

Station Master looked up and down
His smiling face turned to a frown
"Fat Controller eh"?

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Salti Mon 06-Nov-23 14:54:05

Station Master looked up and down
His smiling face turned to a frown
"Fat Controller eh"?
"Diet gone astray"?

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GoldenLady Mon 06-Nov-23 15:07:47

Station Master looked up and down
His smiling face turned to a frown
"Fat Controller eh"?
"Diet gone astray"?
"Cut out the harassment, you clown!"

"No more comments about what I wear"

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Mollygo Mon 06-Nov-23 18:50:51

“No more comments about what I wear"
Too cold? I’ll dress up, like a bear!

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crazyH Mon 06-Nov-23 20:22:21

“No more comments about what I wear"
Too cold? I’ll dress up, like a bear!
Polar, all in white

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Jane71 Mon 06-Nov-23 20:46:16

"No more comments about what I wear"
Too cold? I’ll dress up, like a bear!
Polar, all in white
That'll give people a fright

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GoldenLady Tue 07-Nov-23 15:00:24

"No more comments about what I wear"
Too cold? I’ll dress up, like a bear!
Polar, all in white
That'll give people a fright
About what's in style, I don't care

Technology's fiendish at times

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Bellanonna Thu 09-Nov-23 23:04:19

Technology's fiendish at times
And I’m beaten by faulty designs

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BrightandBreezy Thu 09-Nov-23 23:32:02

Technology's fiendish at times
And I'm beaten by faulty designs
The cost is shocking

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VB000 Fri 10-Nov-23 09:34:14

Technology's fiendish at times
And I'm beaten by faulty designs
The cost is shocking
Surely they're mocking

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Salti Sun 12-Nov-23 18:43:23

Technology's fiendish at times
And I'm beaten by faulty designs
The cost is shocking
Surely they're mocking
As they don't listen to my whines

I keep my smartphone by my side

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crazyH Sun 12-Nov-23 19:38:46

I keep my smartphone by my side
To miss a call, I can’t abide

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BrightandBreezy Sun 12-Nov-23 23:06:38

I keep my smartphone by my side
To miss a call, I can't abide
It's all texting now

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crazyH Sun 12-Nov-23 23:21:00

I keep my smartphone by my side
To miss a call, I can't abide
It's all texting now
Even in a row

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BrightandBreezy Mon 13-Nov-23 17:26:17

I keep my smartphone by my side
To miss a call I can't abide
It's all texting now
Even in a row
Wherever people might reside.

Chill out and watch TV instead

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keepcalmandcavachon Mon 13-Nov-23 21:02:21

Chill out and watch TV instead
Cheese board and a glass of red

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VB000 Tue 14-Nov-23 09:47:52

Chill out and watch TV instead
Cheese board and a glass of red
Maybe knit a hat

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