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More limericks with very strict rules and I'm standing by with a metre stick ;)

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VB000 Mon 22-May-23 09:42:41

Some dream about a simpler life
Away from politics and strife
Maybe Hebrides?
No celebrities 👍
And silence it cuts like a knife

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crazyH Tue 14-Nov-23 09:55:14

Chill out and watch TV instead
Cheese board and a glass of red
Maybe knit a hat
Or stroke your cute cat

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henetha Tue 14-Nov-23 10:08:46

Chill out and watch TV instead
Cheese board and a glass of red,
Maybe knit a hat,
Or stroke your cute cat,
I'm tired so I'll just go to bed.

So please keep the nightmares away

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Bellanonna Tue 14-Nov-23 18:27:56

So please keep the nightmares away
I need to be alert in the day

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crazyH Tue 14-Nov-23 19:42:43

So please keep the nightmares away
I need to be alert in the day
Grandkids will be here

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BrightandBreezy Wed 15-Nov-23 00:24:51

So please keep the nightmares away
I need to be alert in the day
Grandkids will be here
They bring lots of cheer

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henetha Wed 15-Nov-23 11:06:36

So please keep the nightmares away
I need to be alert in the day
Grandkids will be here
They bring lots of cheer,
I really do wish they would stay.

I'm planning to clear the attic

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Salti Wed 15-Nov-23 11:29:31

I'm planning to clear the attic
So please help yourself, take your pick

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crazyH Wed 15-Nov-23 13:22:26

I'm planning to clear the attic
So please help yourself, take your pick
I’d like that old vase

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VB000 Wed 15-Nov-23 14:10:02

I'm planning to clear the attic
So please help yourself, take your pick
I’d like that old vase
Looks like it's from Mars

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crazyH Wed 15-Nov-23 17:01:47

I'm planning to clear the attic
So please help yourself, take your pick
I’d like that old vase
Looks like it's from Mars
Might pay for a cruise with my Mick.

He does get horribly sea-sick

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BrightandBreezy Wed 15-Nov-23 19:31:51

He does get horribly sea-sick
Take meds at right time, that's the trick

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Salti Wed 15-Nov-23 20:00:14

He does get horribly sea-sick
Take meds at right time, that's the trick
They send me to sleep

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crazyH Wed 15-Nov-23 21:20:58

He does get horribly sea-sick
Take meds at right time, that's the trick
They send me to sleep
Really, really deep

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VB000 Thu 16-Nov-23 14:28:07

He does get horribly sea-sick
Take meds at right time, that's the trick
They send me to sleep
Really, really deep
I must be awake for Dubrovnik!

We managed the Bay of Biscay

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Bellanonna Thu 16-Nov-23 19:00:43

We managed the Bay of Biscay
It turned out to be a lovely day

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crazyH Thu 16-Nov-23 19:04:47

We managed the Bay of Biscay
It turned out to be a lovely day
The crossing was calm

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keepcalmandcavachon Thu 16-Nov-23 19:25:50

We managed the Bay of Biscay
It turned out to be a lovely day
The crossing was calm
But what did me harm

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BrightandBreezy Thu 16-Nov-23 19:27:14

We managed the Bay of Biscay
It turned out to be a lovely day
The crossing was calm
We came to no harm

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BrightandBreezy Thu 16-Nov-23 19:29:52

Arhh!! Cross post
Go with Keepcalm ,😃

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keepcalmandcavachon Fri 17-Nov-23 14:49:20

We managed the Bay of Biscay
It turned out to be a lovely day
The crossing was calm
We came to no harm
'Cos Moby Dick moved out of the way

I think sailing has got under my skin

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GoldenLady Fri 17-Nov-23 15:51:08

I think sailing has got under my skin
No matter what mood I'm in

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crazyH Fri 17-Nov-23 22:30:26

I think sailing has got under my skin
No matter what mood I'm in
The wind in my hair

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Bellanonna Fri 17-Nov-23 23:05:00

I think sailing has got under my skin
No matter what mood I'm in
The wind in my hair
The salt in the air

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BrightandBreezy Sat 18-Nov-23 00:16:36

I think sailing has got under my skin
No matter what mood I'm in
The wind in my hair
The salt in the air
And the sail in the wind all trim

It's something exciting to do

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crazyH Sat 18-Nov-23 00:25:56

It's something exciting to do
Looking out to the sea, bright blue

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