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More limericks with very strict rules and I'm standing by with a metre stick ;)

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VB000 Mon 22-May-23 09:42:41

Some dream about a simpler life
Away from politics and strife
Maybe Hebrides?
No celebrities đź‘Ť
And silence it cuts like a knife

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crazyH Mon 04-Dec-23 22:44:31

If Santa could bring what you like,
New handbag, some shoes or a bike
I’d like some new teeth

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VB000 Tue 05-Dec-23 10:55:28

If Santa could bring what you like,
New handbag, some shoes or a bike
I’d like some new teeth
New Christmas wreath

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GoldenLady Tue 05-Dec-23 15:12:53

If Santa could bring what you like,
New handbag, some shoes or a bike
I’d like some new teeth
New Christmas wreath
Or shoes I could wear for a hike

Will Rudolph's nose light up this year?

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BrightandBreezy Tue 05-Dec-23 15:17:40

Will Santa's nose light up this year
It's really bulbous, like a pear

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Bellanonna Tue 05-Dec-23 23:18:48

Back to Golden Lady

Will Rudolph's nose light up this year?
That glow always brings us great cheer

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crazyH Wed 06-Dec-23 13:10:20

Will Rudolph's nose light up this year?
That glow always brings us great cheer
It’s really quite bulbous

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Salti Thu 07-Dec-23 05:12:07

Will Rudolph's nose light up this year?
That glow always brings us great cheer
It’s really quite bulbous
Causes quite a fuss

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VB000 Thu 07-Dec-23 13:05:42

Will Rudolph's nose light up this year?
That glow always brings us great cheer
It’s really quite bulbous
Causes quite a fuss
And Rudolph forgets he's a deer

Even when playing Reindeer Games

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crazyH Thu 07-Dec-23 13:37:52

Even when playing Reindeer Games
He calls all the children nick names

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BrightandBreezy Fri 08-Dec-23 00:16:22

Even when playing Reindeer Games
He calls all the children nick names
He does it for fun

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GoldenLady Fri 08-Dec-23 14:41:00

Even when playing Reindeer Games
He calls all the children nick names
He does it for fun
Reindeer games? He's allowed none!

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crazyH Fri 08-Dec-23 15:36:40

slight adjustment
Even when playing Reindeer Games
He calls all the children nick names
He does it for fun
Games? He's allowed none!
Because he always hurts and maims

Santa decided to sack him

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Salti Fri 08-Dec-23 17:59:15

Santa decided to sack him
Of course the union backed him

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BrightandBreezy Sat 09-Dec-23 00:27:25

Santa decided to sack him
Of course the union backed him
The elves went on strike

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VB000 Sat 09-Dec-23 11:07:29

Santa decided to sack him
Of course the union backed him
The elves went on strike
They said "On yer bike!"

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GoldenLady Sat 09-Dec-23 14:43:11

Santa decided to sack him
Of course the union backed him
The elves went on strike
They said "On yer bike!"
And with reindeer antlers they whacked him

Such violence at the North Pole!

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Squiffy Sat 09-Dec-23 15:15:39

Such violence at the North Pole!
It's safer to hide down a hole!

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BrightandBreezy Sun 10-Dec-23 00:38:45

Such violence at the North Pole!
It's safer to hide down a hole!
Not like it once was

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crazyH Sun 10-Dec-23 00:59:58

Such violence at the North Pole!
It's safer to hide down a hole!
Not like it once was,
Poor old Santa Claus

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VB000 Mon 11-Dec-23 10:51:44

Such violence at the North Pole!
It's safer to hide down a hole!
Not like it once was,
Poor old Santa Claus
He's under the now like a mole

We would all love some mistletoe

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henetha Mon 11-Dec-23 11:07:53

We would all love some mistletoe,
The market has some, so let's go...

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crazyH Mon 11-Dec-23 11:32:20

We would all love some mistletoe,
The market has some, so let's go...
Hoping for kisses

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Salti Mon 11-Dec-23 13:57:38

We would all love some mistletoe,
The market has some, so let's go...
Hoping for kisses
From certain Misses

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crazyH Mon 11-Dec-23 16:17:09

We would all love some mistletoe,
The market has some, so let's go...
Hoping for kisses
From certain Misses
Don’t be greedy, just go slow

My elf on the shelf’s run amock

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BrightandBreezy Mon 11-Dec-23 16:25:10

My elf on the shelf's run amock
He's dressed himself up in a frock

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