Gransnet forums

Games

Page 31 of 40 | First | Previous | Next | Last
| Flip | Customise |

More limericks with very strict rules and I'm standing by with a metre stick ;)

(1001 Posts)
Add comment | Report
VB000 Mon 22-May-23 09:42:41

Some dream about a simpler life
Away from politics and strife
Maybe Hebrides?
No celebrities đź‘Ť
And silence it cuts like a knife

Add comment | Report
VB000 Tue 12-Dec-23 11:22:57

My elf on the shelf's run amock
He's dressed himself up in a frock
He's still got his hat

Add comment | Report
GoldenLady Tue 12-Dec-23 15:06:03

My elf on the shelf's run amock
He's dressed himself up in a frock
He's still got his hat
Thank goodness for that

Add comment | Report
BrightandBreezy Tue 12-Dec-23 21:53:25

My elf on the shelf's run amok
He's dressed himself up in a frock
He's still got his hat
Thank goodness for that
And he's put the laptops on lock.

We'll get more conversation now

Add comment | Report
Salti Thu 14-Dec-23 10:48:29

We'll get more conversation now
As much as dad's snores will allow

Add comment | Report
VB000 Thu 14-Dec-23 11:28:45

We'll get more conversation now
As much as dad's snores will allow
Louder than thunder

Add comment | Report
henetha Fri 15-Dec-23 10:39:15

We'll get more conversation now
As much as dad's snores will allow
Louder than thunder
Heard it down under

Add comment | Report
Squiffy Fri 15-Dec-23 13:12:34

We'll get more conversation now
As much as dad's snores will allow
Louder than thunder
Heard it down under
Why does he make such a loud row?

We will have to make him a gag

Add comment | Report
GoldenLady Fri 15-Dec-23 16:33:11

We will have to make him a gag
I think I've got some in a bag

Add comment | Report
crazyH Fri 15-Dec-23 18:39:01

We will have to make him a gag
I think I've got some in a bag
Mind you don’t choke him

Add comment | Report
Bellanonna Fri 15-Dec-23 22:37:00

We will have to make him a gag
I think I've got some in a bag
Mind you don’t choke him
Oh, let’s not provoke him

Add comment | Report
Salti Fri 15-Dec-23 22:49:39

We will have to make him a gag
I think I've got some in a bag
Mind you don’t choke him
Oh, let’s not provoke him
He already moans that we nag

He hates to have to wear a tie

Add comment | Report
crazyH Fri 15-Dec-23 23:19:11

He hates to have to wear a tie,
Shirt unbuttoned and that’s no lie.

Add comment | Report
VB000 Sun 17-Dec-23 12:05:33

He hates to have to wear a tie,
Shirt unbuttoned and that’s no lie.
Or just wear his vest

Add comment | Report
GoldenLady Sun 17-Dec-23 13:54:09

He hates to have to wear a tie,
Shirt unbuttoned and that’s no lie.
Or just wear his vest
Or forget to get dressed

Add comment | Report
BrightandBreezy Sun 17-Dec-23 22:31:56

He hates to have to wear a tie
Shirt unbuttoned and that's no lie
Or just wear his vest
Or forget to get dressed
Not good at all but who knows why!

Mum gets mad and says he's lazy

Add comment | Report
Bellanonna Mon 18-Dec-23 10:09:57

Mum gets mad and says he's lazy
Very like my sister, Maisie

Add comment | Report
Squiffy Mon 18-Dec-23 10:35:27

Mum gets mad and says he's lazy
Very like my sister, Maisie
Bad as each other

Add comment | Report
GoldenLady Mon 18-Dec-23 13:56:47

Mum gets mad and says he's lazy
Very like my sister, Maisie
Bad as each other
And then there's my brother!

Add comment | Report
Bellanonna Mon 18-Dec-23 14:23:55

Mum gets mad and says he's lazy
Very like my sister, Maisie
Bad as each other
And then there's my brother!
Not forgetting our big sister Daisy

I love to see cards on display

Add comment | Report
BrightandBreezy Tue 19-Dec-23 01:40:15

I love to see cards on display
Get some for my birthday in May

Add comment | Report
nanna8 Tue 19-Dec-23 05:32:30

I love to see cards on display
Get some for my birthday in May
You don't see the dust

Add comment | Report
Juliet27 Tue 19-Dec-23 08:31:05

I love to see cards on display
Get some for my birthday in May
You don't see the dust
Remove them I must

Add comment | Report
VB000 Tue 19-Dec-23 13:32:55

I love to see cards on display
Get some for my birthday in May
You don't see the dust
Remove them I must
Maybe I'll leave them for today

My favourites have robins on

Add comment | Report
GoldenLady Tue 19-Dec-23 15:45:40

My favourites have robins on
But sadly, last May is long gone

Add comment | Report
BrightandBreezy Tue 19-Dec-23 20:44:39

My favourites have robins on
But sadly, last May is long gone
Some in Christmas post

Page 31 of 40 | First | Previous | Next | Last
| Flip | Customise |

This discussion thread has reached a 1000 message limit, and so cannot accept new messages.
Start a new discussion