More limericks with very strict rules and I'm standing by with a metre stick ;)

A giant wave once engulfed me
I'd thought I was in a calm sea
Once swept to the shore
Got sea -sand galore
Wouldn't go back for a big fee

But then I'm not a good swimmer

But then I'm not a good swimmer
Stay ashore, don't want things grimmer

But then I'm not a good swimmer
Stay ashore, don't want things grimmer
'Neath a parasol

But then I'm not a good swimmer
Stay ashore, don't want things grimmer
'Neath a parasol
Enjoying it all

But then I'm not a good swimmer
Stay ashore, don't want things grimmer
'Neath a parasol
Enjoying it all
Until the sunlight goes dimmer.

Then off to relax in the spa

Then off to relax in the spa
I think I’ll take my best friend Char

Then off to relax in the spa
I think I'll take my best friend Char
Chill out in the pool

Then off to relax in the spa
I think I'll take my best friend Char
Chill out in the pool
Drink on the bar stool

Then off to relax in the spa
I think I'll take my best friend Char
Chill out in the pool
Drink on the bar stool
Work out on the parallel bar

I’ve just booked a break in Dubai

I’ve just booked a break in Dubai
I’m worried in which plane I’ll fly

I’ve just booked a break in Dubai
I’m worried in which plane I’ll fly
Planes are falling apart!

I've just booked a break in Dubai
I'm worried in which plane I'll fly
Planes are falling apart!
Cause fast beating heart

I've just booked a break in Dubai
I'm worried in which plane I'll fly
Planes are falling apart
Cause fast beating heart
I hope it will stay in the sky

Maybe I should go on a ship

Maybe I should go on a ship
It would be a glamorous trip

Maybe I should go on a ship
It would be a glamorous trip
Pack my long dresses

Maybe I should go on a ship
It would be a glamorous trip
Pack my long dresses
Put up my tresses

Maybe I should go on a ship
It would be a glamorous trip
Pack my long dresses
Put up my tresses
And ignore that continuous drip

To travel by train might be better

To travel by train might be better
Ideal, as I’m not a jet-setter

To travel by train might be better
Ideal, as I'm not a jet-setter
Steam engine is cool

To travel by train might be better
Ideal, as I'm not a jet-setter
Steam engine is cool
Although as a rule

To travel by train might be better
Ideal, as I'm not a jet-setter
Steam engine is cool
Although as a rule
I think going by car is much better

Unless I am crossing an ocean

Unless I am crossing an ocean
I will drive with extreme caution

Unless I am crossing an ocean
I will drive with extreme caution
I shall hope I arrive

Unless I am crossing an ocean
I will drive with extreme caution
I shall hope I arrive
By quarter past five

Unless I am crossing an ocean
I will drive with extreme caution
I shall hope I arrive
By quarter past five
A truly ridiculous notion

In the past, people traveled by wagon