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More limericks with very strict rules and I'm standing by with a metre stick ;)

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VB000 Mon 22-May-23 09:42:41

Some dream about a simpler life
Away from politics and strife
Maybe Hebrides?
No celebrities đź‘Ť
And silence it cuts like a knife

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Gwyllt Sun 14-Jan-24 15:51:41

In the past, people traveled by wagon
They hoped they would not meet a dragon

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Bellanonna Mon 15-Jan-24 11:21:05

In the past, people traveled by wagon
They hoped they would not meet a dragon
However, today

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VB000 Mon 15-Jan-24 11:37:00

In the past, people travelled by wagon
Climbed up, and just threw a bag on

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VB000 Mon 15-Jan-24 11:38:16

Ignore, sorry

In the past, people travelled by wagon
Climbed up, and just threw a bag on

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VB000 Mon 15-Jan-24 11:39:09

In the past, people traveled by wagon
They hoped they would not meet a dragon
However, today
I'd bring some Milk Tray

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GoldenLady Mon 15-Jan-24 15:16:50

In the past, people traveled by wagon
They hoped they would not meet a dragon
However, today
I'd bring some Milk Tray
And hope that luggage has a tag on

It's snowing and icy and cold

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Bellanonna Mon 15-Jan-24 22:11:33

It's snowing and icy and cold
But despite all of that I’ve been bold

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65KL Mon 15-Jan-24 23:30:43

It's snowing and icy and cold
But despite all of that I've been bold
Walking fast , head down

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BrightandBreezy Tue 16-Jan-24 00:33:40

It's snowing and icy and cold
But despite all of that I've been bold
Walking fast, head down
No playing the clown

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Bellanonna Tue 16-Jan-24 13:27:59

It's snowing and icy and cold
But despite all of that I've been bold
Walking fast, head down
No playing the clown
And I look very healthy, I’m told

Just been to the gym for an hour

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Gwyllt Tue 16-Jan-24 15:38:37

Just been to the gym for an hour
Shame the milk in the coffee was sour

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65KL Tue 16-Jan-24 20:41:45

Just been to the gym for an hour
Shame milk in coffee was sour
Triceps are aching

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Gwyllt Wed 17-Jan-24 08:31:30

Just been to the gym for an hour
Shame milk in coffee was sour
Triceps are aching
Spirits awakening

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VB000 Wed 17-Jan-24 08:58:29

Just been to the gym for an hour
Shame milk in coffee was sour
Triceps are aching
Spirits awakening
Lifting that cup took some power!

The cafe was friendly and warm

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Mollygo Wed 17-Jan-24 12:57:45

The cafe was friendly and warm
And gymmers were feeling on form

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Gwyllt Wed 17-Jan-24 16:57:04

The cafe was friendly and warm
And gymmers were feeling on form
They had given their best

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Mel1967 Wed 17-Jan-24 17:12:06

The cafe was friendly and warm
And gymmers were feeling on form
They had given their best
And needed a rest

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Mollygo Wed 17-Jan-24 19:01:47

The cafe was friendly and warm
And gymmers were feeling on form
They had given their best
And needed a rest
’til once more, they dance up a storm.

Then home to watch Only Connect

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65KL Thu 18-Jan-24 16:04:23

Then home to watch Only Connect
Lie on the sofa sounds perfect

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crazyH Thu 18-Jan-24 16:16:11

Then home to watch Only Connect
Lie on the sofa sounds perfect
Tea on side table

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Gwyllt Thu 18-Jan-24 16:33:10

Then home to watch Only Connect
Lie on the sofa sounds perfect
Tea on side table
Drink if you are able

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BrightandBreezy Fri 19-Jan-24 01:13:30

Then home to watch Only Connect
Lie on the sofa sounds perfect
Tea on side table
Drink if you are able
And doze for a while I suspect.

Winter weather makes me lazy

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VB000 Fri 19-Jan-24 10:57:29

Winter weather makes me lazy
Staying home, I'll go stir crazy

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Squiffy Fri 19-Jan-24 11:51:24

Winter weather makes me lazy
Staying home, I'll go stir crazy
The sofa’s my friend

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crazyH Fri 19-Jan-24 13:55:08

Winter weather makes me lazy
Staying home, I'll go stir crazy
The sofa’s my friend,
Now and then I tend

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