More limericks with very strict rules and I'm standing by with a metre stick ;)

Winter weather makes me lazy
Staying home, I'll go stir crazy
The sofa’s my friend,
Now and then I tend
To think everything is now hazy

How many months until spring?

How many months until spring?
Imagine the birds will start to sing

How many months until Spring?
Imagine the birds will start to sing
The daffs will come out

How many months until spring ?
Imagine the birds will start to sing
The daffs will come out
Blossoms will soon sprout

How many months until spring ?
Imagine the birds will start to sing
The daffs will come out
Blossoms will soon sprout
And cuckoos will be on the wing.

We have a few wintry days yet

We have a few wintry days yet
More misery to come, I bet

We have a few wintry days yet
More misery to come, I bet
But dust of your sunnies

We have a few wintry days yet
More misery to come , I bet
But dust of your sunnies
Here come little bunnies

We have a few wintry days yet
More misery to come , I bet
But dust of your sunnies
Here come little bunnies
And happier times for your pet

In the U.S. there's endless campaigning

In the U.S. there's endless campaigning
Whinging, moaning and complaining

In the U.S. there's endless campaigning
Whinging, moaning and complaining
Who will win the vote

In the U.S. there's endless campaigning
Whinging, moaning and complaining
Who will win the vote
But please do not quote

In the U.S. there's endless campaigning
Whinging, moaning and complaining
Who will win the vote
But please do not quote
politics of a king reigning

Unless it's about climate change

Unless it's about climate change
Please Don't jump up onto the stage

Unless it's about climate change
Please Don't jump up onto the stage
King Charles prefers trees

Unless it's about climate change
Please Don't jump up onto the stage
King Charles prefers trees
I like birds and bees

Unless it's about climate change
Please Don't jump up onto the stage
King Charles prefers trees
I like birds and bees
And some people like the whole range.

Would you like a snake in your house?

Would you like a snake in your house?
About as much as a mouse

Would you like a snake in your house?
About as much as a mouse
Not a pet for me

Would you like a snake in your house?
About as much as a mouse
Not a pet for me
They won't have a flea

Would you like a snake in your house?
About as much as a mouse
Not a pet for me
They won't have a flea
If not you can always make scouse

Storm Jocelyn has all but blown over

Storm Jocelyn has all but blown over
Sun’s bright, out will come the hoover

Storm Jocelyn has all but blown over
Sun’s bright, out will come the hoover
Another storm gone

Storm Jocelyn has all but blown over
Sun’s bright, out will come the hoover
Another storm gone
I'd rather have none

Storm Jocelyn has all but blown over
Sun’s bright, out will come the hoover
Another storm gone
I'd rather have none
That’s because I’m a sun lover

The evenings are now drawing out