Lame Limericks (but they are funny anyway)

What if we all dressed that way?
We’ll save lots of money, I say
But I’d miss my jeans
I've worn since my teens
I get more attention this way.

Perhaps an outrageous new hat?

Perhaps an outrageous new hat?
Red wellingtons to go with that?

Perhaps an outrageous new hat?
Red wellingtons to go with that?
With a pair of long stripey socks

Perhaps an outrageous new hat?
Red wellingtons to go with that?
With long stripey socks
A red bow in my locks

Perhaps an outrageous new hat?
Red wellingtons to go with that?
With long stripey socks
A red bow in my locks
And a multicoloured anorak

I’ve bought myself some boverboots

I’ve bought myself some boverboots
People laugh, but I don't care two hoots

I’ve bought myself some boverboots
People laugh, but I don't care two hoots
Mohican haircut

I’ve bought myself some boverboots
People laugh, but I don't care two hoots
Mohican haircut:
I look a right nut

I've bought myself some bovver boots
People laugh, but I don't care two hoots.
Mohican haircut:
I look a right nut
Guess I've gone back to my roots.

I'm going to see Barbie and Ken

I'm going to see Barbie and Ken
I look in on them now and then

I'm going to see Barbie and Ken
I look in on them now and then
Though plastic, they’re fun

I'm going to see Barbie and Ken
I look in on them now and then
Though plastic, they're fun
But keep them out of The Sun

I'm going to see Barbie and Ken
I look in on them now and then
Though plastic, they're fun
But keep them out of The Sun
Their home is incredibly Zen.

What happened to all of the pink?

What happened to all of the pink?
It is out of fashion, I think

What happened to all of the pink?
It is out of fashion I think.
Oh no, it's back in,

What happened to all of the pink?
It is out of fashion I think.
Oh no, it's back in,
Must go shoppin’

What happened to all of the pink?
It is out of fashion I think.
Oh no, it's back in,
I must go shoppin’

What happened to all of the pink?
It is out of fashion I think,
Oh no it's back in,
I must go shopping"
It's all down to Barbie and him.

Ken is my idea of a man,

Ken is my idea of a man,
So much more handsome than my Dan

Ken is my idea of a man,
So much more handsome than my Dan
He can't answer back

Ken is my idea of a man
So much more handsome than my Dan
He can't answer back
But does passion he lack?

Ken is my idea of a man,
So much more handsome than my Dan
He can't answer back
His movements are slack

Ken is my idea of a man,
So much more handsome than my Dan
He can't answer back
His movements are slack
But I need someone who drives a nice van.

Now Barbie she's pretty and bright

Now Barbie she's pretty and bright
And though she’s easy on the sight

What if we all dressed that way?
We’ll save lots of money, I say
But I’d miss my jeans
I've worn since my teens
And it would be a lot less risque.

At gymnastics that girl was a whiz