Gransnet forums

Games

Page 14 of 40 | First | Previous | Next | Last
| Flip | Customise |

July 23 Limerick (continuation of July 21)

(1001 Posts)
Add comment | Report
Juliet27 Sat 08-Jul-23 14:41:28

It’s going to be one those days
So much wrong in so many ways

Add comment | Report
65KL Sat 30-Dec-23 07:54:35

But she is a terrible snob
She won't eat sweetcorn off the cob

Add comment | Report
Juliet27 Sat 30-Dec-23 14:09:12

But she is a terrible snob
She won't eat sweetcorn off the cob
Dribbled butter? Nooo!

Add comment | Report
BrightandBreezy Wed 03-Jan-24 01:47:17

But she is a terrible snob
She won't eat sweetcorn off the cob
Dribbled butter? Nooo!
Consider that looow

Add comment | Report
GoldenLady Wed 03-Jan-24 15:33:51

But she is a terrible snob
She won't eat sweetcorn off the cob
Dribbled butter? Nooo!
Consider that looow
And she'll never apply for a job

A cuddly kitten named Fluff

Add comment | Report
Salti Wed 03-Jan-24 19:59:14

A cuddly kitten named Fluff
Actually ended up the duff

Add comment | Report
65KL Wed 03-Jan-24 20:47:03

A cuddly kitten named Fluff
Actually ended up the duff
Her tummy hung low

Add comment | Report
BrightandBreezy Thu 04-Jan-24 19:34:29

A cuddly kitten named Fluff
Actually ended up the duff
Her tummy hung low
She wore a red bow

Add comment | Report
BrightandBreezy Tue 09-Jan-24 16:27:05

A cuddly kitten named Fluff
Actually ended up the duff
Her tummy hung low
She wore a red bow
Was carried around in a muff

She was a bit of a princess

Add comment | Report
Juliet27 Tue 09-Jan-24 16:32:10

She was a bit of a princess
Easily gave a prince access

Add comment | Report
65KL Wed 10-Jan-24 16:53:24

She was a bit of a princess
Easily gave a prince access
Now she's really busy

Add comment | Report
BrightandBreezy Thu 11-Jan-24 01:05:16

She was a bit of a princess
Easily gave a prince access
Now she's really busy
Owner feels dizzy

Add comment | Report
crazyH Thu 11-Jan-24 01:12:20

She was a bit of a princess
Easily gave a prince access
Now she's really busy
Owner feels dizzy
The pong is really in excess

Every night she’s out on the tiles

Add comment | Report
65KL Thu 11-Jan-24 08:27:28

Every night she's out on the tiles
And sneaks back in with great big smiles

Add comment | Report
BrightandBreezy Sat 13-Jan-24 00:01:19

Every night she's out on the tiles
And sneaks back in with great big smiles
Sounds like my brother

Add comment | Report
Salti Sat 13-Jan-24 14:20:11

Every night she's out on the tiles
And sneaks back in with great big smiles
Sounds like my brother
Worries his mother

Add comment | Report
BrightandBreezy Tue 16-Jan-24 00:42:07

Every night she's out on the tiles
And sneaks back in with great big smiles
Sounds like my brother
Worries his mother
Really one of her biggest trials

But she loves him lots anyway

Add comment | Report
65KL Tue 16-Jan-24 04:40:23

But she loves him lots anyway
Sometimes rolls her eyes in dismay

Add comment | Report
BrightandBreezy Fri 19-Jan-24 01:28:59

But she loves him lots anyway
Sometimes rolls her eyes in dismay
She laughs at his jokes

Add comment | Report
65KL Thu 25-Jan-24 06:02:15

But she loves him lots anyway
Sometimes rolls her eyes in dismay
She laughs at his jokes
But not when he smokes

Add comment | Report
BrightandBreezy Fri 26-Jan-24 23:12:02

But she loves him lots anyway
Sometimes rolls her eyes in dismay
She laughs at his jokes
But not when he smokes
Won't allow in the house - no way!

It's expensive and bad for health

Add comment | Report
65KL Fri 26-Jan-24 23:21:33

It's expensive and bad for health
If hubby stopped we would have wealth

Add comment | Report
BrightandBreezy Tue 30-Jan-24 00:09:06

It's expensive and bad for health
If hubby stopped we would have wealth
Could buy a big house

Add comment | Report
GoldenLady Tue 30-Jan-24 15:09:47

It's expensive and bad for health
If hubby stopped we would have wealth
Could buy a big house
I'd be a proud spouse

Add comment | Report
BrightandBreezy Wed 31-Jan-24 01:41:22

It's expensive and bad for health
If hubby stopped we would have wealth
Could buy a big house
I'd be a proud spouse
But would try not to boast by stealth

There's nothing worse than a show off

Add comment | Report
Salti Sat 03-Feb-24 11:05:30

There's nothing worse than a show off
Who is posh and thinks he's a toff

Page 14 of 40 | First | Previous | Next | Last
| Flip | Customise |

This discussion thread has reached a 1000 message limit, and so cannot accept new messages.
Start a new discussion