July 23 Limerick (continuation of July 21)

There's nothing worse than a show off
Who is posh and thinks he's a toff
Cigar in one hand

There's nothing worse than a show off
Who is posh and thinks he's a toff
Cigar in one hand
And boasting of land

There's nothing worse than a show off
Who is posh and thinks he's a toff
Cigar in one hand
And boasting of land
Ordinary folk would just scoff

I dream of a red Ferrari

I dream of a red Ferrari
And a large glass of Campari

I dream of a red Ferrari
And a large glass of Campari
A villa in France

I dream of a red Ferrari
And a large glass of Campari
A villa in France
A quick little dance

I dream of a red Ferrari
And a large glass of Campari
A villa in France
A quick little dance
Moon is bright and sky is starry

And speaking of Vincent Van Gogh

And speaking of Vincent Van Gogh
A very strange artist, I know

And speaking of Vincent Van Gogh
A very strange artist, I know
He's very famous

And speaking of Vincent Van Gogh
A very strange artist, I know
He's very famous
I’m ignoramus

And speaking of Vincent Van Gogh
A very strange artist, I know
He's very famous
I’m ignoramus
Grabs paintbrush and have a go

Just splash some paint at the canvas

Just splash some paint at the canvas
No need for talent or art class

Just splash some paint at the canvas
No need for talent or art class
That's not art, it's splashing

Just splash some paint at the canvas
No need for talent or art class
That's not art, it's splashing
Ego is crashing

Just splash some paint at the canvas
No need for talent or art class
That's not art it's splashing
Ego is crashing
Just requires a bit more sass

One frog sat on a lily pad

One frog sat on a lily pad
Feeling so lonely and sad

One frog sat on a lily pad
Feeling so lonely and sad
He wanted a mate

One frog sat on a lily pad
Feeling so lonely and sad
He wanted a mate
To share his estate

One frog sat on a lily pad
Feeling so lonely and sad
He wanted a mate
To share his estate
And to make him laugh and feel glad

I've been on a long walk today

I've been on a long walk today
Whistled and sung along the way

I've been on a long walk today
Whistled and sung along the way
Boots a bit muddy

I've been on a long walk today
Whistled and sung along the way
Boots a bit muddy
Tear in my hoodie

I've been on a long walk today
Whistled and sung along the way
Boots a bit muddy
Tear in my hoodie
But fun coz sky was blue not grey

Recession is starting to bite

Recession is starting to bite
Just like a never ending night

Recession is starting to bite
Just like a never ending night
But Rishi's just fine