July 23 Limerick (continuation of July 21)

The young are into technology
Aunt Mabel likes astrology
Was born a Virgo

The young are into technology
Aunt Mabel likes astrology
Was born a Virgo
And lives in Glasgow

The young are into technology
Aunt Mabel likes astrology
Was born a Virgo
And lives in Glasgow
And has taken up scientology!

Of haggis she's grown rather fond

Of haggis she's grown rather fond
And in tartan she’s often donned

Of haggis she's grown rather fond
And in tartan she’s often donned
She plays the bagpipes

Of haggis she's grown rather fond
And in tartan she’s often donned
She plays the bagpipes
Not very well, Cripes!

Of haggis she's grown rather fond
And in tartan she’s often donned
She plays the bagpipes
Not very well, Cripes!
One day they'll end up in the pond!

It's going to be a fine day

It's going to be a fine day
For that, I say 'Hurray,hurray'

It's going to be a fine day
For that, I say 'Hurray,hurray'
The sun said ‘hello’

It's going to be a fine day
For that, I say 'Hurray, hurray'
The sun said ‘hello’
We feel all aglow

It's going to be a fine day
For that, I say 'Hurray, hurray'
The sun said ‘hello’
We feel all aglow
So let's just relax, come what may.

Politics, bombs, or finances

Politics, bombs, or finances
Let’s concentrate on romances

Politics, bombs, or finances
Let’s concentrate on romances
At our age we must

Politics, bombs, or finances
Let’s concentrate on romances
At our age we must
Put most of our trust

Politics, bombs, or finances
Let’s concentrate on romances
At our age we must
Put most of our trust
In ourselves and not miss chances

I must not buy clothes I don’t need

I must not buy clothes I don’t need
It is purely and simply greed

I must not buy clothes I don’t need
It is purely and simply greed,
I'm guilty as hell

I must not buy clothes I don’t need
It is purely and simply greed,
I'm guilty as hell
My greed I must quell

I must not buy clothes I don’t need
It is purely and simply greed,
I'm guilty as hell
My greed I must quell
And must do a daily good deed.

So then I can shine my halo

As I watch the day ggo

So then I can shine my halo
But then best if I just lay low

So then I can shine my halo
But then best if I just lay low
My purse needs a rest

So then I can shine my halo
But then best if I just lay low
Keep out of the way

So then I can shine my halo
But then best if I just lay low
My purse needs a rest
To stay home would be best

So then I can shine my halo
But then best if I just lay low
My purse needs a rest
To stay home would be best
Credit card now on a go slow

I now never bother with cash