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July 23 Limerick (continuation of July 21)

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Juliet27 Sat 08-Jul-23 14:41:28

It’s going to be one those days
So much wrong in so many ways

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GoldenLady Sun 20-Aug-23 15:31:34

I now never bother with cash
To carry a lot would be rash

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Jangran99 Sun 20-Aug-23 17:52:38

I now never bother with cash
To carry a lot would be rash,
But tapping the card

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crazyH Sun 20-Aug-23 23:27:15

I now never bother with cash
To carry a lot would be rash,
But tapping the card
Doesn’t seem so hard

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Jangran99 Sun 20-Aug-23 23:45:47

I now never bother with cash
To carry a lot would be rash,
But tapping the card
Doesn’t seem so hard
Just don’t give it too hard a bash!

I’m not very good at saving

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crazyH Sun 20-Aug-23 23:52:23

I’m not very good at saving,
My Will, not much am I leaving

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GoldenLady Mon 21-Aug-23 14:57:56

I’m not very good at saving,
My Will, not much am I leaving
But I've had lots of fun

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crazyH Mon 21-Aug-23 16:40:46

I’m not very good at saving,
My Will, not much am I leaving
But I've had lots of fun
Far from being a nun

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Juliet27 Mon 21-Aug-23 19:33:08

I’m not very good at saving,
My Will, not much am I leaving
But I've had lots of fun
Far from being a nun
I’ve spent many a night raving

My voice is changing as I age

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GoldenLady Mon 21-Aug-23 20:36:23

My voice is changing as I age
With songs it is hard to engage

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Salti Mon 21-Aug-23 20:38:40

My voice is changing as I age
With songs it is hard to engage
I croak and I squeak

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crazyH Mon 21-Aug-23 20:43:48

My voice is changing as I age
With songs it is hard to engage
I croak and I squeak
With high notes, I leak

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VB000 Tue 22-Aug-23 13:45:22

My voice is changing as I age
With songs it is hard to engage
I croak and I squeak
With high notes, I leak
I wish I could sound, well, more beige

The chameleon was so pleased

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Juliet27 Tue 22-Aug-23 16:32:36

The chameleon was so pleased
To find out he wasn’t diseased

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Salti Tue 22-Aug-23 17:32:56

The chameleon was so pleased
To find out he wasn’t diseased
He's just colour blind

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VB000 Thu 24-Aug-23 11:47:18

The chameleon was so pleased
To find out he wasn’t diseased
He's just colour blind
The way he's designed

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Jane71 Thu 24-Aug-23 14:52:26

The chameleon was so pleased
To find out he wasn’t diseased
He's just colour blind
The way he's designed
Though its still a problem when squeezed

This weather is getting me down

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GoldenLady Thu 24-Aug-23 15:34:07

This weather is getting me down
The leaves on my trees are all brown

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Juliet27 Fri 25-Aug-23 20:11:23

This weather is getting me down
The leaves on my trees are all brown
And that’s far too soon

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crazyH Fri 25-Aug-23 20:20:29

This weather is getting me down
The leaves on my trees are all brown
And that’s far too soon
Will night come before noon?

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Salti Tue 29-Aug-23 11:21:55

This weather is getting me down
The leaves on my trees are all brown
And that’s far too soonest
Will night come before noon?
If the ice melts will we all drown?

I prefer my ice in my gin

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VB000 Tue 29-Aug-23 14:22:52

I prefer my ice in my gin
And a lovely wedge of lime in

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Juliet27 Tue 29-Aug-23 15:35:24

I prefer my ice in my gin
And a lovely wedge of lime in
With tonic to add

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crazyH Tue 29-Aug-23 17:24:21

I prefer my ice in my gin
And a lovely wedge of lime in
With tonic to add
That doesn’t sound bad

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Salti Thu 31-Aug-23 11:14:48

I prefer my ice in my gin
And a lovely wedge of lime in
With tonic to add
That doesn’t sound bad
They did call it mother's ruin

Victorian life was hard to bear

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VB000 Thu 31-Aug-23 12:15:06

Victorian life was hard to bear
Too-tight corsets would make me swear

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