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Limericks (July 23)

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VB000 Mon 10-Jul-23 09:52:57

Cont'd from Jul 21....

It’s going to be one those days
Whizzing by in a blur or haze

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Salti Mon 07-Aug-23 13:20:12

I'm the only one who drinks gin
Do others consider it sin?
I'd be comatose
Or very morose
If I didn't share mine with Lynn

Lynn is my young sister in law

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crazyH Mon 07-Aug-23 20:23:38

Lynn is my young sister in law
Married to my old brother in law

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GoldenLady Tue 08-Aug-23 14:45:12

The winner got a bag of brazils
Which produced squirrely squeals of thrills

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Juliet27 Tue 08-Aug-23 19:08:48

Lynn is my young sister in law
Married to my old brother in law
My poor mind’s confused

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VB000 Wed 09-Aug-23 10:26:09

The winner got a bag of brazils
And tickets to see The Wurzels

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GoldenLady Wed 09-Aug-23 15:28:51

(Sorry things seem to have gotten scrambled in this one. Probably my fault. Let's continue with Lynn.)

Lynn is my young sister in law
Married to my old brother in law
My poor mind’s confused
I hope I'm excused

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Salti Wed 09-Aug-23 18:15:39

Lynn is my young sister in law
Married to my old brother in law
My poor mind’s confused
I hope I'm excused
Oh, not by my mother in law!

Is family a normal thing

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VB000 Fri 11-Aug-23 11:00:21

Is family a normal thing
Could be the result of a fling

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GoldenLady Fri 11-Aug-23 16:15:24

Is family a normal thing
Could be the result of a fling
But now, here they are!

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Salti Sat 12-Aug-23 09:29:29

Is family a normal thing
Could be the result of a fling
But now, here they are!
Propping up the bar

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GoldenLady Sat 12-Aug-23 14:44:18

Is family a normal thing
Could be the result of a fling
But now, here they are!
Propping up the bar
Oh God, now they're starting to sing!

The sounds they're emitting are awful

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crazyH Sat 12-Aug-23 15:16:52

The sounds they're emitting are awful
The lyrics are oh so woeful

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 12-Aug-23 18:40:59

The sounds they're emitting are awful
The lyrics are oh so woeful
At karaoke

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GoldenLady Sun 13-Aug-23 15:21:30

The sounds they're emitting are awful
The lyrics are oh so woeful
At karaoke
They're just oky-dokey

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Salti Mon 14-Aug-23 07:59:05

The sounds they're emitting are awful
The lyrics are oh so woeful
At karaoke
They're just oky-dokey
That action cannot be lawful

Uncle Frank had removed his clothes

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Juliet27 Mon 14-Aug-23 08:20:18

Uncle Frank had removed his clothes
Oh good grief, just look at him pose!

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Ashcombe Mon 14-Aug-23 08:27:02

Uncle Frank had removed his clothes
Oh good grief, just look at him pose!
Godiva he ain't

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henetha Mon 14-Aug-23 10:10:06

Uncle Frank had removed his clothes
Oh good grief, just look at him pose!
Godiva he ain't,
I'm feeling quite faint,

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VB000 Mon 14-Aug-23 10:24:25

Uncle Frank had removed his clothes
Oh good grief, just look at him pose!
Godiva he ain't,
I'm feeling quite faint,
Had to offer one of my throws

Too late, the police just turned up

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GoldenLady Mon 14-Aug-23 14:44:06

Too late, the police just turned up
Arrested them all, plus the pup

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VB000 Wed 16-Aug-23 10:08:52

Too late, the police just turned up
Arrested them all, plus the pup
Who wasn't well trained

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henetha Wed 16-Aug-23 10:22:45

Too late, the police just turned up
Arrested them all, plus the pup
Who wasn't well trained,
Cop's trousers got stained

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Salti Wed 16-Aug-23 10:57:17

Too late, the police just turned up
Arrested them all, plus the pup
Who wasn't well trained,
Cop's trousers got stained
Please pour the tea, he needs a cup

Police cells are not very nice

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GoldenLady Wed 16-Aug-23 14:12:45

Police cells are not very nice
Stay out of them, is my advice

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crazyH Wed 16-Aug-23 15:21:47

Police cells are not very nice
Stay out of them, is my advice
The benches are cold

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