GOVENDE - a game of wordplay, puns, leaps of thought and trivia - GAME 3

A bill is the (much resented) sum total of what you have to pay for goods or services after you have consumed them.

What are services?

They are something those with a knighthood should never entertain.

What is entertain?

Tain is a Burgh in Scotland that you may enter should you perhaps have business in that area.

What is business?

Business is sometimes what dogs do in the street and their owners pick it up, - or are meant to. Some hang it decoratively in shrubs.

What are shrubs?

Shrubs is a quiet massage.

What is massage?

A massage is when you reach a very high age and you celebrate with lots of other people of the same age.

What is celebrate?

To celebrate is to mark a pleasant occasion such as a birthday or wedding.

What is a birthday?

A birthday is the day you are born, celebrated every year, wearing your skin which is known as your birthday suit .
What is a suit?

A suit is a category of playing cards all with the same shape device and colour. Quite a good hand in poker.

What is a category?

It’s the state the poor bird was in when my feline caught and half devoured it.

What is devoured

To devour is to eat hungrily or perhaps before someone can take it from you

What is someone

Someone is the person who gets the blame for everything that goes wrong. Someone is very useful.

What is useful?

Useful is when you've had your fill of feeling used and you start setting boundaries regarding demands on your time.

What is a boundary?

In former days a "bounder" was a fortune hunter who aspired to mix above their social class, therefore breaching a boundary.

What is a hunter?

A Hunter is an encased pocket watch favoured by huntsmen for many centuries.

What's elegant?

Elegant is a small black insect that likes to live on peoples legs
What is an insect ?

The slang word for an insect is a creepy crawly

What is creepy

Creepy is a word to describe certain behaviours that are outside the norms of acceptable behaviours.

What is a norm?

I dated a Norm who proved to have form, Norm is long gorn.

What's proved?

If something is proved it is demonstrated by evidence or argument to be true.

What is argument?

An argument is a debate with polemic.

What is a polemic?

Polemic is an epidemic of people learning pole dancing.
They are not always elegant.

What is elegant?

GANT is an online clothing store with specialising in large sizes so caters to elegant elephants.

What is online?

Online is when my washing is hung out on the whirly line in the back garden.

What is whirly?

Excellent Henetha 😁

Whirly is when the bus driver says it is "twirly" (too early) to use your Freedom Pass and you say "Sorry I am whirly -way too early - this morning".

What is freedom?