GOVENDE - a game of wordplay, puns, leaps of thought and trivia - GAME 3

Cake is a slang word for mouth. As in "Shut your cake hole"

What is hole?

A hole is the bit in the doughnut that's good for dieters!

What is a dieter?

Dieter is a masculine name of German origin.

What is masculine?

Masculine is when you line up your Covid mask 😷 on the hall table ready for when you go out the door to do your messages.

What are messages?

Messages are the 3 wise men (me sages) who come now & then to tell us good news, or not, depending on your religious views!

What are MEN?

Men are children of the human species who believe they are adult but seldom act like it.

What is a species?

Humans are a species of primate, some far closer to the big apes than others.

What's closer?

It's that thing on the top of doors so that they shut automatically!!

What is shut?

A shut is a quiet shed.

What is shed?

A shed is when you fall of a sled because you are an amateur sledger, so the sled sheds you.

What is an amateur?

Fall off !

What is an amateur?

A "mateur" is the French spelling for someone who helps single people looking for a mate

What is French?

Fancies made by Mr Kipling are French

What are fancies?

Fancies is when you fancy more than one meal on the menu and you can't decide with one you want the most!

What is a menu?

A menu is when someone stopped in the middle of a sentence. They were trying to ask how many men you have loved. Not that it's any of their business!

What is loved?

Loved is how you feel when someone gives you a big spontaneous hug.

What is spontaneous?

BigLouis you seem to have stumped us. However

Spontaneous is when you use two sponges simultaneously to soap your legs.

What is a sponge?

A sponge is a person who is quite happy to let you pay for everything. The more you pay, the more they soak it up.

What is soaking?

Soaking is what you often get when you go out in summer without a rain coat

What is a coat?

It's painted on the wall to keep it warm.

What is a wall?

A wall is a construction which keeps neighbours apart, and causes trouble for hedgehogs.

What is a hedgehog?

A hedgehog is when my husband parks too close to the hedge on the driveway so I have to squeeze past.

What is a squeeze?

A squeeze is when you involuntarily squeeze air into your lungs then expel it as a sneeze. A squeeze always comes before a sneeze, except in the dictionary.

What's a dictionary?

Dictionary is not nice, it’s when Richard (or Dick) shuns Harry
We don’t know why but presumably Harry must have upset Dick
What is presumably ?

Presumably is adeptly calculating the bill prior to settling it.

What's a bill?