WRONG ANSWERS!!

She builds castles with them.

Why are some people right handed and some left?

The fat spiders prefer the shower

What dose the tooth fairy do with all the teeth?

On its tea break.

Why do you find spindly spiders in the bath?

Because he has a large cranium, and they are king sized.

Where does the light go when you switch off a lamp?

Someone who only likes guinea pigs

Why does the king wear a crown?

Because they have all had offspring, which are referred to as jelly babies.

Who let the dogs out?

Because they don't like taking the lift

Why do jellies wobble?

They all went to live on Mars.

Why do lots of people climb Everest?

Kent

Why aren't there dinosaurs anymore?

Because he didn't have an armchair.

What is the highest town in Scotland?

The computer is a big cheat !!

Why did Humpty Dumpty sit on the wall ?

So people can jump off the end and drown

Why does the computer give me lousy letters in scrabble?

Because you gave them the key!

Why are piers built by the sea?

Because it fancied a swim.

Why do mice keep coming into our houses?

Cause the alphabet fell asleep when it reached Z zzzzzz

Why did the fly end up in my cup of tea ?

They have a party with all the unmatched tupperware lids

Why is Z at the end of the alphabet?

Depends if they have a buttercup under their chin

Where do all the odd socks go

Because they don’t have a bell to ring.

Do butterflies like butter?

They are drowning and want to attract your attention

Why do bees buzz

In the pub

Why are there waves in the sea?

When it’s been eaten

Where is the moon on a dark night

Because they are very fond of trees.

When is a doughnut not a doughnut ?

Because it would be a very short read without them.

Why do dogs bark?

Because they're naked

Why do books have pages?

Because they are self-absorbed, selfish and probably senile.

Why do neighbours peep through the curtains ?