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SeaWoozle Tue 20-Feb-24 10:27:55

Someone asks a question and you have to give the wrong answer. It can be witty, sensible, pedantic, whatever you choose. Be kind!!

I'll start....

Why does an elephant have a trunk?

JamesandJon33 Tue 27-Feb-24 09:45:56

She builds castles with them.

Why are some people right handed and some left?

65KL Tue 27-Feb-24 03:54:12

The fat spiders prefer the shower

What dose the tooth fairy do with all the teeth?

biglouis Tue 27-Feb-24 02:14:06

On its tea break.

Why do you find spindly spiders in the bath?

MissAdventure Tue 27-Feb-24 00:44:35

Because he has a large cranium, and they are king sized.

Where does the light go when you switch off a lamp?

SeaWoozle Tue 27-Feb-24 00:40:51

Someone who only likes guinea pigs

Why does the king wear a crown?

MissAdventure Tue 27-Feb-24 00:32:02

Because they have all had offspring, which are referred to as jelly babies.

Who let the dogs out?

SeaWoozle Tue 27-Feb-24 00:28:15

Because they don't like taking the lift

Why do jellies wobble?

henetha Mon 26-Feb-24 23:16:07

They all went to live on Mars.

Why do lots of people climb Everest?

SeaWoozle Mon 26-Feb-24 22:14:55

Kent

Why aren't there dinosaurs anymore?

grandtanteJE65 Mon 26-Feb-24 15:41:40

Because he didn't have an armchair.

What is the highest town in Scotland?

65KL Mon 26-Feb-24 15:14:32

The computer is a big cheat !!

Why did Humpty Dumpty sit on the wall ?

biglouis Mon 26-Feb-24 00:47:51

So people can jump off the end and drown

Why does the computer give me lousy letters in scrabble?

SeaWoozle Mon 26-Feb-24 00:19:41

Because you gave them the key!

Why are piers built by the sea?

henetha Mon 26-Feb-24 00:07:56

Because it fancied a swim.

Why do mice keep coming into our houses?

65KL Mon 26-Feb-24 00:04:18

Cause the alphabet fell asleep when it reached Z zzzzzz

Why did the fly end up in my cup of tea ?

SeaWoozle Sun 25-Feb-24 18:00:28

They have a party with all the unmatched tupperware lids

Why is Z at the end of the alphabet?

Gwyllt Sun 25-Feb-24 17:32:05

Depends if they have a buttercup under their chin

Where do all the odd socks go

Squiffy Sun 25-Feb-24 17:26:18

Because they don’t have a bell to ring.

Do butterflies like butter?

Gwyllt Sun 25-Feb-24 16:29:33

They are drowning and want to attract your attention

Why do bees buzz

SeaWoozle Sun 25-Feb-24 16:26:12

In the pub

Why are there waves in the sea?

Gwyllt Sun 25-Feb-24 15:01:34

When it’s been eaten

Where is the moon on a dark night

JamesandJon33 Sun 25-Feb-24 13:46:16

Because they are very fond of trees.

When is a doughnut not a doughnut ?

AGAA4 Sun 25-Feb-24 13:43:22

Because it would be a very short read without them.

Why do dogs bark?

SeaWoozle Sun 25-Feb-24 12:58:17

Because they're naked

Why do books have pages?

crazyH Sun 25-Feb-24 12:56:58

Because they are self-absorbed, selfish and probably senile.

Why do neighbours peep through the curtains ?