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Salti Mon 13-May-24 10:39:43

Contd

This morning I walked in the sun
I was glad the rain had all gone
Spring is so charming
With sounds of farming
But plenty of work to be done

Summer is not too far away

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Salti Thu 04-Jul-24 11:09:40

A partner is a matter of taste
Some folk are in far too much haste

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Jane71 Thu 04-Jul-24 12:42:31

A partner is a matter of taste
Some folk are in far too much haste
Best to take care

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GoldenLady Thu 04-Jul-24 16:16:07

A partner is a matter of taste
Some folk are in far too much haste
Best to take care
'Cause they'll always be there

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crazyH Thu 04-Jul-24 17:00:06

A partner is a matter of taste
Some folk are in far too much haste
Best to take care
'Cause they'll always be there
All the way through famine or feast.

I’d love to have a chihuahua

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biglouis Thu 04-Jul-24 21:39:36

I’d love to have a chihuahua
Cute little dogs have me in awe

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crazyH Thu 04-Jul-24 21:46:17

I’d love to have a chihuahua
Cute little dogs have me in awe
Maltese, Bijon Frise

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Bumface Fri 05-Jul-24 08:44:36

Yorkie, if you please

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Bumface Fri 05-Jul-24 08:46:32

I'd love to have a chihuahua
Cute little dogs have me in awe
Maltese, Bichon Frise
Yorkie, if you please

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nanna8 Fri 05-Jul-24 09:22:18

I’d love to have a chihuahua
Cute little dogs have me in awe
Maltese,Bichon Frise
Yorkie,if you please
Or one with a nice little jaw

Though I would prefer a small cat

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Bumface Fri 05-Jul-24 09:54:36

Though I would prefer a small cat
One I could cuddle and pat

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VB000 Fri 05-Jul-24 10:58:53

Though I would prefer a small cat
One I could cuddle and pat
Having a loud purr

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crazyH Fri 05-Jul-24 11:36:30

Though I would prefer a small cat
One I could cuddle and pat
Having a loud purr
Not sure about the fur

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biglouis Fri 05-Jul-24 11:59:43

Though I would prefer a small cat
One I could cuddle and pat
Having a loud purr
Not sure about the fur
Which shows up against the mat

Cats are independent creatures

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crazyH Fri 05-Jul-24 12:09:38

Cats are independent creatures
With rather aggressive features

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Bumface Fri 05-Jul-24 12:55:05

Cats are independent creatures
With rather aggressive features
Some kill birds and mice

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crazyH Fri 05-Jul-24 13:03:39

Cats are independent creatures
With rather aggressive features
Some kill birds and mice
I don’t think that’s nice

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biglouis Sat 06-Jul-24 15:51:28

Cats are independent creatures
With rather aggressive features
Some kill birds and mice
I don’t think that’s nice
But dont want to be a preacher

Nature for cats to hunt and kill

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crazyH Sat 06-Jul-24 16:23:14

Nature for cats to hunt and kill
‘Specially those with a little bill

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GoldenLady Sat 06-Jul-24 21:22:39

Nature for cats to hunt and kill
‘Specially those with a little bill
They're small tigers, really

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biglouis Sun 07-Jul-24 00:30:28

Nature for cats to hunt and kill
‘Specially those with a little bill
They're small tigers, really
Although I love them dearly

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crazyH Sun 07-Jul-24 13:13:05

Nature for cats to hunt and kill
‘Specially those with a little bill
They're small tigers, really
Although I love them dearly
As long as they stay on the sill

They wait for me to return home

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biglouis Mon 08-Jul-24 00:15:51

They wait for me to return home
Cats don't like to be left alone

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Bumface Mon 08-Jul-24 06:56:38

They wait for me to return home
Cats don't like to be left alone
With tails up they greet me

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GoldenLady Mon 08-Jul-24 14:28:55

They wait for me to return home
Cats don't like to be left alone
With tails up they greet me
Let's hope they don't eat me

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crazyH Mon 08-Jul-24 14:49:26

They wait for me to return home
Cats don't like to be left alone
With tails up they greet me
Let's hope they don't eat me
Before going out for a roam

The village mice are in hiding

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