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Salti Mon 13-May-24 10:39:43

Contd

This morning I walked in the sun
I was glad the rain had all gone
Spring is so charming
With sounds of farming
But plenty of work to be done

Summer is not too far away

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Bumface Mon 08-Jul-24 15:09:43

The village mice are hiding
In their holes, their time biding

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crazyH Mon 08-Jul-24 20:50:52

The village mice are hiding
In their holes, their time biding
Cat’s crouched for attack

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biglouis Mon 08-Jul-24 21:31:57

The village mice are hiding
In their holes, their time biding
Cat’s crouched for attack
Its not hunting skill they lack

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crazyH Mon 08-Jul-24 23:11:52

The village mice are hiding
In their holes, their time biding
Cat’s crouched for attack
Hunting skills they don’t lack,
Survival, on these, is riding.

While out shopping today, I saw

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henetha Mon 08-Jul-24 23:33:05

While out shopping today I saw
A young man breaking the law

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nanna8 Tue 09-Jul-24 01:13:37

While out shopping today I saw
A young man breaking the law
He brought out a gun

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crazyH Tue 09-Jul-24 02:04:14

While out shopping today I saw
A young man breaking the law
He brought out a gun
He scared everyone

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Bumface Tue 09-Jul-24 07:05:12

While out shopping today I saw
a young man breaking the law
He brought out a gun
He scared everyone
Then ran out through the nearest door

There was such a commotion and fuss

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VB000 Tue 09-Jul-24 10:13:23

There was such a commotion and fuss
As for me, I ran for the bus

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Salti Tue 09-Jul-24 11:45:49

There was such a commotion and fuss
As for me, I ran for the bus
Three came together

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Bumface Tue 09-Jul-24 13:51:12

There was such a commotion and fuss
As for me, I ran for the bus
Three came together
Missed all three, not clever

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biglouis Tue 09-Jul-24 15:53:19

There was such a commotion and fuss
As for me, I ran for the bus
Three came together
Missed all three, not clever
I started to swear and cuss

Then I got caught in the rain

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Bumface Tue 09-Jul-24 19:36:06

Then I got caught in the rain
Can you imagine my pain?

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Salti Wed 10-Jul-24 12:53:35

Then I got caught in the rain
Can you imagine my pain?
Looked like a drowned rat

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crazyH Wed 10-Jul-24 12:57:52

Then I got caught in the rain
Can you imagine my pain?
Looked like a drowned rat
Got chased by a cat

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Bumface Wed 10-Jul-24 14:30:51

Then I got caught in the rain
Can you imagine my pain?
Looked like a drowned rat
Got chased by a cat
This weather will drive me insane

I just want a nice cup of tea

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52bright Wed 10-Jul-24 18:50:04

I just want a nice cup of tea
to drink to the football you see

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biglouis Wed 10-Jul-24 19:16:26

I just want a nice cup of tea
to drink to the football you see
On my big TV screen

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GoldenLady Wed 10-Jul-24 19:38:12

I just want a nice cup of tea
to drink to the football you see
On my big TV screen
And the tea must be green

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Bumface Wed 10-Jul-24 20:37:14

I just want a nice cup of tea
to drink to the football you see
On my big TV screen
And the tea must be green
Not yellow and tasting of pee

Excitement is building tonight

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crazyH Wed 10-Jul-24 20:40:39

They both said the other was wrong
But that did not last very long

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biglouis Wed 10-Jul-24 22:56:27

Excitement is building tonight
The fans are quite rowdy, all right

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crazyH Thu 11-Jul-24 01:04:23

Excitement is building tonight
The fans are quite rowdy, all right
Celebrating’s fine

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Bumface Thu 11-Jul-24 08:11:10

Excitement is building tonight
The fans are quite rowdy, all right
Celebrating's fine
On crisps and beer dine

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biglouis Thu 11-Jul-24 12:00:08

Excitement is building tonight
The fans are quite rowdy, all right
Celebrating's fine
On crisps and beer dine
Lets hope there isnt a fight

England are in the final match

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