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England are in the final match
The last two from the original batch

England are in the final match
The last two from the original batch
Let's hope that they win

England are in the final match
The last two from the original batch
Let's hope that they win
Banging the goals in

England are in the final match
The last two from the original batch
Let's hope that they win
Banging the goals in
A final victory to snatch

Then we can all raise a glass

Then we can all raise a glass
If this, I hope, comes to pass

Then we can all raise a glass
If this, I hope, comes to pass
We'll toast their success

Then we can all raise a glass
If this, I hope, comes to pass
We'll toast their success
Glass or two of fizz

Then we can all raise a glass
If this, I hope, comes to pass
We'll toast their success
Glass or two of fizz
It'll be cheers all round, en masse.

Hope Pickering stops them scoring

Hope Pickering stops them scoring
Though no goals would be just boring

Hope Pickering stops them scoring
Though no goals would be just boring
I like a good hard game

Hope Pickering stops them scoring
Though no goals would be just boring
I like a good hard game
All the joy and pain

Hope Pickering stops them scoring
Though no goals would be just boring
I like a good hard game
All the joy and the pain
A win would get England's mood soaring

I think I might watch on the telly

I think I might watch on the telly
While eating my crumpets and jelly

I think I might watch on the telly
While eating my crumpets and jelly
And a six pack of beer

I think I might watch on the telly
While eating my crumpets and jelly
And a six pack of beer
As we groan and we cheer

I think I might watch on the telly
While eating my crumpets and jelly
And a six pack of beer
As we groan and we cheer
That’s not to be, feel so silly

Enjoyed the game, despite our loss

Enjoyed the game, despite our loss
We came so close and I feel cross

Enjoyed the game, despite our loss
We came so close and I feel cross
We'll just wait 2 years

Enjoyed the game, despite our loss
We came so close and I feel cross
We'll just wait 2 years
No, it's 4 one hears

Enjoyed the game, despite our loss
We came so close and I feel cross
We'll just wait 2 years
No, it's 4 one hears
World Cup before, with a new boss

At last the summer skies are blue

At last the summer skies are blue
And I’ve brought out my red tutu

At last the summer skies are blue
And I’ve brought out my red tutu
My husband just laughed

At last the summer skies are blue
And I’ve brought out my red tutu
My husband just laughed
And danced till he coughed

At last the summer skies are blue
And I’ve brought out my red tutu
My husband just laughed
And danced till he coughed
Might be funny if it were true!

I met an old pal from the past

I met an old pal from the past
Went drinking and we had a blast