More Lame Limericks

My new car soon came to a stop
On a red route - then out came a cop
Gave me a ticket
Said I was wicked
But smiled when I lifted my top!

A uniform does it for me

A uniform does it for me
‘Specially the Army and Navy

A uniform does it for me
‘Specially the Army and Navy
Looks manly and strong

A uniform does it for me
'Specially The Army and Navy
Looks manly and strong
It's worth doing wrong

A uniform does it for me
'Specially The Army and Navy
Looks manly and strong
It's worth doing wrong
And sometimes it's worn by a "she!"

Soon the leaves will start turning

Soon the leaves will start turning
Later bonfires will be burning

Soon the leaves will start turning
Later bonfires will be burning
Crisp days and cold nights

Soon the leaves will start turning
Later bonfires will be burning
Crisp days and cold nights
And great snowy sights

Soon the leaves will start turning
Later bonfires will be burning
Crisp days and cold nights
And great snowy sights
And warm beds to be yearning

Decorations will appear in shops

Decorations will appear in the shops
This year I will pull out the stops

Decorations will appear in the shops
This year I will pull out the stops
But it's still just September

Decorations will appear in the shops
This year I will pull out the stops
But it's still just September
Lets wait til November

Decorations will appear in the shops
This year I will pull out the stops
But it's still just September
Lets wait til November
To start buying the gifts and the props

I like to look at the clouds

I like to look at the clouds
Away from the bustle and crowds

I like to look at the clouds
Away from the bustle and crowds
No sound except birds

I like to look at the clouds
Away from the bustle and crowds
No sound except birds
Nor harsh-spoken words

I like to look at the clouds
Away from the bustle and crowds
No sound except birds
Nor harsh-spoken words
Or hooting and hollering and shouts

Sherlock was good at clue finding

Sherlock was good at clue finding
Sorted out criminals hiding

Sherlock was good at clue finding
Sorted out criminals hiding
Close observation

Sherlock was good at clue finding
Sorted out criminals hiding
Close observation
And no hesitation

Sherlock was good at clue finding
Sorted out criminals hiding
Close observation
And no hesitation
The tangled cases unwinding

Written by Arthur Conan Doyle

Written by Arthur Conan Doyle,
Who wrote great books with sweat and toil,

Written by Arthur Conan Doyle,
Who wrote great books with sweat and toil,
And still read world wide

Written by Arthur Conan Doyle
Who wrote great books with sweat and toil
And still read world wide
Watson by his side

Written by Arthur Conan Doyle
Who wrote great books with sweat and toil
And still read world wide
Watson by his side
Good quality book keep their style

I like a good thriller to read