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Salti Mon 13-May-24 10:39:43

Contd

This morning I walked in the sun
I was glad the rain had all gone
Spring is so charming
With sounds of farming
But plenty of work to be done

Summer is not too far away

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Jane71 Sun 15-Sept-24 12:13:35

I like a good thriller to read
Its the sense of adventure I need.

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biglouis Sun 15-Sept-24 13:22:51

I like a good thriller to read
Its the sense of adventure I need.
Crime stories draw me in

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52bright Sun 15-Sept-24 17:37:49

I like a good thriller to read
I devour it quickly with greed

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52bright Sun 15-Sept-24 17:42:54

{I'm out of sequence. Sorry will have another go}

I like a good thriller to read
It's the sense of adventure I need
Crime stories draw me in
Get me in a spin

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Bellanonna Mon 16-Sept-24 09:36:36

I like a good thriller to read
It's the sense of adventure I need
Crime stories draw me in
Get me in a spin
Great reading, I think we’re agreed

The dentist awaits me today

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Indigo8 Mon 16-Sept-24 09:40:45

The dentist awaits me today
My teeth are in bad disarray

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biglouis Mon 16-Sept-24 09:55:54

Im scared of the pain

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biglouis Mon 16-Sept-24 09:56:18

The dentist awaits me today
My teeth are in bad disarray
Im scared of the pain

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henetha Mon 16-Sept-24 10:56:31

The dentist awaits me today
My teeth are in bad disarray,
I'm scared of the pain
And the cash he'll gain,

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Bellanonna Tue 17-Sept-24 10:59:10

The dentist awaits me today
My teeth are in bad disarray,
I'm scared of the pain
And the cash he'll gain,
Though I know I’ve no choice but to pay

Tomorrow I’m going to Spain

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nanna8 Tue 17-Sept-24 13:29:18

Tomorrow I’m going to Spain
I’m looking for sun and not rain

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henetha Wed 18-Sept-24 13:18:24

Tomorrow I’m going to Spain
I’m looking for sun and not rain
But is it too hot?

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biglouis Wed 18-Sept-24 13:21:23

Tomorrow I’m going to Spain
I’m looking for sun and not rain
But is it too hot?
As I blister a lot

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henetha Wed 18-Sept-24 13:34:16

Tomorrow I’m going to Spain
I’m looking for sun and not rain
But is it too hot?
As I blister a lot,
It really is such a darn pain.

Perhaps try Italy instead

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52bright Wed 18-Sept-24 20:18:14

Perhaps try Italy instead
Its where I'm going to get wed

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Indigo8 Thu 19-Sept-24 08:40:03

Perhaps try Italy instead
Its where I'm going to get wed
The wedding's in Rome

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Bellanonna Thu 19-Sept-24 09:35:06

Perhaps try Italy instead
Its where I'm going to get wed
The wedding's in Rome
To be held at his home

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biglouis Thu 19-Sept-24 16:25:22

Perhaps try Italy instead
Its where I'm going to get wed
The wedding's in Rome
To be held at his home
Then we will jump into bed

First I must buy me a gown

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Bellanonna Thu 19-Sept-24 19:28:16

First I must buy me a gown
that means a trip into town

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52bright Thu 19-Sept-24 23:35:19

First I must buy me a gown
That means a trip into town
I would like a veil

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biglouis Fri 20-Sept-24 00:16:56

First I must buy me a gown
That means a trip into town
I would like a veil
Tiara without fail

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GoldenLady Fri 20-Sept-24 20:19:48

First I must buy me a gown
That means a trip into town
I would like a veil
Tiara without fail
And shoes that won't make me fall down

Ravioli for the wedding dinner

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Bellanonna Fri 20-Sept-24 21:39:37

Ravioli for the wedding dinner
Unusual, yes, but a real winner

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52bright Fri 20-Sept-24 23:25:59

Ravioli for the wedding dinner
Unusual yes, but a real winner
Then home made ice cream

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biglouis Sat 21-Sept-24 07:17:57

Ravioli for the wedding dinner
Unusual yes, but a real winner
Then home made ice cream
It will go like a dream

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