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Salti Mon 13-May-24 10:39:43

Contd

This morning I walked in the sun
I was glad the rain had all gone
Spring is so charming
With sounds of farming
But plenty of work to be done

Summer is not too far away

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Indigo8 Tue 27-Aug-24 20:48:28

So I left the island by boat
All huddled up in my red coat

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Bellanonna Tue 27-Aug-24 19:15:38

I flew to an isle that he owned
Got my I phone out and I phoned
Rod Stewart (his mate)
I asked him for a date
But squirmed as he audibly groaned

So I left the island by boat

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biglouis Tue 27-Aug-24 12:07:59

I flew to an isle that he owned
Got my I phone out and I phoned
Rod Stewart (his mate)
I asked him for a date

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VB000 Tue 27-Aug-24 09:24:57

I flew to an isle that he owned
Got my I phone out and I phoned
Rod Stewart (his mate)

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Wyllow3 Mon 26-Aug-24 10:51:48

I flew to an isle that he owned
Got my I phone out and I phoned

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Indigo8 Mon 26-Aug-24 10:39:51

I left on a big private jet
Destination unknown as yet
Twas Elton John's plane
So let me explain
Enjoyment was not over yet

I flew to an isle that he owned

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henetha Mon 26-Aug-24 10:18:28

I left on a big private jet
Destination unknown as yet
Twas Elton John's plane
So let me explain

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biglouis Mon 26-Aug-24 10:08:10

I left on a big private jet
Destination unknown as yet
Twas Elton John's plane

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Bellanonna Mon 26-Aug-24 09:05:43

I left on a big private jet
Destination unknown as yet

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52bright Mon 26-Aug-24 01:50:08

Was this a dream or was it real?
Sounds like an interesting meal
I listened to jokes
Drinking rum & cokes
And said a firm no to a deal.

I left on a big private jet

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biglouis Sat 24-Aug-24 08:51:23

Was this a dream or was it real?
Sounds like an interesting meal
I listened to jokes
Drinking rum & cokes

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52bright Fri 23-Aug-24 17:50:45

Was this a dream or was it real?
Sounds like an interesting meal
I listened to jokes

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GoldenLady Fri 23-Aug-24 14:37:27

Was this a dream or was it real?
Sounds like an interesting meal

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Indigo8 Fri 23-Aug-24 14:01:00

They graciously offered a drink
And a free half hour with their shrink
But that I declined
So we went out and dined
Them both dressed in blue, me in pink

Was this a dream or was it real?

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biglouis Fri 23-Aug-24 10:50:41

They graciously offered a drink
And a free half hour with their shrink
But that I declined
So we went out and dined

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52bright Thu 22-Aug-24 22:42:11

They graciously offered a drink
And a free half hour with their shrink
But that I declined

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Indigo8 Thu 22-Aug-24 16:38:04

They graciously offered a drink
And a free half hour with their shrink

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GoldenLady Thu 22-Aug-24 15:00:47

I climbed out, dirty and wet
And you'll never guess who I met
But Prince Harry and Meg
Were drinking a keg
Surprised to see them? You bet!

They graciously offered a drink

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VB000 Thu 22-Aug-24 10:36:47

I climbed out, dirty and wet
And you'll never guess who I met
But Prince Harry and Meg
Were drinking a keg

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biglouis Thu 22-Aug-24 07:16:46

I climbed out, dirty and wet
And you'll never guess who I met
But Prince Harry and Meg

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52bright Wed 21-Aug-24 21:00:09

I climbed out, dirty and wet
And you'll never guess who I met

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Indigo8 Wed 21-Aug-24 08:26:00

I wandered about in the rain
Needing to refresh my brain
I fell down a hole
Full of dirty black coal
And water from a blocked drain

I climbed out, dirty and wet

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biglouis Wed 21-Aug-24 05:21:47

I wandered about in the rain
Needing to refresh my brain
I fell down a hole
Full of dirty black coal

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Indigo8 Tue 20-Aug-24 16:14:10

I wandered about in the rain
Needing to refresh my brain
I fell down a hole

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Bellanonna Tue 20-Aug-24 11:51:18

I wandered about in the rain
needing to refresh my brain

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