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Salti Mon 13-May-24 10:39:43

Contd

This morning I walked in the sun
I was glad the rain had all gone
Spring is so charming
With sounds of farming
But plenty of work to be done

Summer is not too far away

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crazyH Sun 02-Jun-24 10:51:05

Whenever I do think aloud
It happens when I’m in a crowd
All heads turn to me
No filter you see
Of my brashness I am quite proud

I treated myself to new ‘shorts’

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Bellanonna Sun 02-Jun-24 11:06:30

I treated myself to new ‘shorts’
I’m ignoring the grandchildrens’ snorts

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crazyH Sun 02-Jun-24 11:11:29

I treated myself to new ‘shorts’
I’m ignoring the grandchildrens’ snorts
‘Less hair on a bear’

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Bumface Sun 02-Jun-24 11:20:03

T'was clear they did not get along

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Bellanonna Sun 02-Jun-24 11:21:51

treated myself to new ‘shorts’
I’m ignoring the grandchildrens’ snorts
‘Less hair on a bear’
I heard them declare

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Bumface Sun 02-Jun-24 11:21:52

Oops! ignore. Wrong page.

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crazyH Sun 02-Jun-24 13:11:07

treated myself to new ‘shorts’
I’m ignoring the grandchildrens’ snorts
‘Less hair on a bear’
I heard them declare
Really made me feel out of sorts.

So, off I went to the big store

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biglouis Sun 02-Jun-24 13:47:26

So, off I went to the big store
Clothes shopping is really a chore

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crazyH Sun 02-Jun-24 13:52:30

So, off I went to the big store
Clothes shopping is really a chore
I bought a large sack

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GoldenLady Sun 02-Jun-24 15:28:29

So, off I went to the big store
Clothes shopping is really a chore
I bought a large sack
Brought most of them back

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crazyH Sun 02-Jun-24 17:48:18

So, off I went to the big store
Clothes shopping is really a chore
I bought a large sack
Brought most of them back
Now they are piled high by the door

I don’t mind being short and stumpy

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Gwyllt Sun 02-Jun-24 20:33:31

I don’t mind being short and stumpy
Sometimes I am slightly grumpy

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crazyH Sun 02-Jun-24 23:06:47

I don’t mind being short and stumpy
Sometimes I am slightly grumpy
My long face hangs low

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Salti Sun 02-Jun-24 23:44:51

I don’t mind being short and stumpy
Sometimes I am slightly grumpy
My long face hangs low
A sad tale of woe

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crazyH Mon 03-Jun-24 01:03:53

I don’t mind being short and stumpy
Sometimes I am slightly grumpy
My long face hangs low
A sad tale of woe
‘Cos they call me humpty-dumpty

A trip in a hot-air balloon

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biglouis Mon 03-Jun-24 01:41:01

A trip in a hot-air balloon
On a glorious sunday day in June

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Bumface Mon 03-Jun-24 08:18:45

Made me fell like a bird

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crazyH Mon 03-Jun-24 08:56:32

A trip in a hot-air balloon
On a glorious sunday day in June
Made me feel like a bird
But no one quite heard

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biglouis Mon 03-Jun-24 11:07:32

A trip in a hot-air balloon
On a glorious sunday day in June
Made me feel like a bird
But no one quite heard
I hoped we could fly to the moon

Then suddenly something went wrong

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VB000 Mon 03-Jun-24 11:50:48

Then suddenly something went wrong
The pilot just burst into song

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crazyH Mon 03-Jun-24 13:46:59

Then suddenly something went wrong
The pilot just burst into song
The rest of us screamed

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GoldenLady Mon 03-Jun-24 16:24:50

Then suddenly something went wrong
The pilot just burst into song
The rest of us screamed
As downward we streamed

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Bumface Tue 04-Jun-24 09:10:57

Then upwards, around and along.

I felt cold when I first hit the water

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henetha Tue 04-Jun-24 10:58:49

I felt cold when I first hit the water
And quickly looked for my daughter

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biglouis Tue 04-Jun-24 12:12:10

I felt cold when I first hit the water
And quickly looked for my daughter
She started to sink

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