More Lame Limericks

I felt cold when I first hit the water
And quickly looked for my daughter
She started to sink
But I managed to think

I felt cold when I first hit the water
And quickly looked for my daughter
She started to sink
But I managed to think
As luck would have it, I caught 'er

Time to commemorate D-Day

Time to commemorate D-Day
And all those lost, for whom we pray

Time to commemorate D-Day
And all those lost, for whom we pray
For those who remember

Time to commemorate D-Day
And all those lost, for whom we pray
For those who remember
Each brave military member

Time to commemorate D-Day
And all those lost, for whom we pray
For those who remember
Each brave military member,
Unforgotten at work and at play.

Oh dear, there's a mouse in the trap

Oh dear, there's a mouse in the trap
And I'm going into a flap

Oh dear! Is it dead?

Oh dear, there's a mouse in the trap
And I'm going into a flap
Oh dear! Is it dead?
Think I'll take to my bed

Oh dear, there's a mouse in the trap
And I'm going into a flap
Oh dear! Is it dead?
Think I'll take to my bed
There’s no energy left to sap

Just seen a black cat on the prowl

Just seen a black cat on the prowl
I think he is stalking an owl

He is crawling around

Just seen a black cat on the prowl
I think he is stalking an owl
He is crawling around
In silence, no sound

Just seen a black cat on the prowl
I think he is stalking an owl
He is crawling around
In silence, no sound
When suddenly cat starts to howl

Cats are noisy when mating I fear

Cats are noisy when mating I fear
Close the window mother dear

Cats are noisy when mating I fear
Close the window mother dear
They’re just having fun

As they everyone

Sorry asterisks erased

As they love everyone

Cats are noisy when mating I fear
Close the window mother dear
They’re just having fun
As they love everyone
And there will be kittens this year.

There's a dog at the garden gate

There's a dog at the garden gate
Seems to be there daily, of late

There's a dog at the garden gate
Seems to be there daily, of late
Should I make him my pet?

There's a dog at my garden gate
Seems to be there daily of late
Should I make him my pet
Or take him to the vet

There's a dog at my garden gate
Seems to be there daily of late
Should I make him my pet
Or take him to the vet
It seems Im in charge of his fate

Hes friendly enough but Im wary

Hes friendly enough but Im wary
The problem is, he's kind of hairy

He's friendly enough but I'm wary
The problem is, he's kind of hairy
He looks like a bear