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Limericks 18, Rides again

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Bumface Sat 13-Jul-24 13:11:43

All of my relatives are mad

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Bellanonna Thu 10-Oct-24 22:19:23

Cant say what happened thereafter
The plot got dafter and dafter
The audience walked out
All bored stiff no doubt

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biglouis Fri 11-Oct-24 21:48:36

Cant say what happened thereafter
The plot got dafter and dafter
The audience walked out
All bored stiff no doubt
To the sound of mocking laughter

I need a posh frock for a dance

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Indigo8 Sat 12-Oct-24 08:48:00

I need a posh frock for a dance
I'll know the right one at a glance

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biglouis Sun 13-Oct-24 13:31:20

I need a posh frock for a dance
I'll know the right one at a glance
From a boutique in town

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GoldenLady Sun 13-Oct-24 14:41:02

I need a posh frock for a dance
I'll know the right one at a glance
From a boutique in town
I'll bring home a gown

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biglouis Mon 14-Oct-24 11:36:49

I need a posh frock for a dance
I'll know the right one at a glance
From a boutique in town
I'll bring home a gown
Men there will not stand a chance

In dancing Ive taken some lessons

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GoldenLady Mon 14-Oct-24 14:41:29

In dancing Ive taken some lessons
Different steps, in rapid succession

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Bellanonna Wed 16-Oct-24 12:37:29

In dancing Ive taken some lessons
Different steps, in rapid succession
I foxtrot and jive

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GoldenLady Wed 16-Oct-24 15:32:54

In dancing Ive taken some lessons
Different steps, in rapid succession
I foxtrot and jive
I jump and I dive

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crazyH Wed 16-Oct-24 17:43:37

In dancing Ive taken some lessons
Different steps, in rapid succession
I foxtrot and jive
I jump and I dive
I’ve stopped now, due to recession

Costumes, they’re oh so expensive

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Bellanonna Wed 16-Oct-24 18:12:40

Costumes, they’re oh so expensive
The gear I need is quite extensive

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biglouis Wed 16-Oct-24 23:44:01

Costumes, they’re oh so expensive
The gear I need is quite extensive
Plus makeup and shoes

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VB000 Thu 17-Oct-24 12:48:00

Costumes, they’re oh so expensive
The gear I need is quite extensive
Plus makeup and shoes
They're such fun to choose

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biglouis Sat 19-Oct-24 10:07:49

Costumes, they’re oh so expensive
The gear I need is quite extensive
Plus makeup and shoes
They're such fun to choose
And my efforts areintensive

For my date has hired a tux

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Bellanonna Sat 19-Oct-24 12:04:03

For my date has hired a tux
Which has cost him mega bucks

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Justmeonmyown Sat 19-Oct-24 12:34:11

For my date has hired a tux
Which has cost him mega bucks
But he looks so cool
I can’t help but drool

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nanna8 Sat 19-Oct-24 13:05:58

For my date has hired a tux
Which has cost him mega bucks
But he looks so cool
I can’t help but drool
Though his attitude really sux

I fell in love when I was young

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crazyH Sat 19-Oct-24 13:40:08

I fell in love when I was young
My mum said he smelt like dung

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GoldenLady Sat 19-Oct-24 15:24:55

I fell in love when I was young
My mum said he smelt like dung
But that didn't bother me

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Indigo8 Sat 19-Oct-24 15:28:53

I fell in love when I was young
My mum said he smelt like dung
But that didn't bother me
With him I wanted to be

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Jane71 Sat 19-Oct-24 17:56:47

I fell in love when I was young
My mum said he smelt like dung
But that didn't bother me
With him I wanted to be
It was my very step on the love rung.

But it didn't work out very well

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52bright Sat 19-Oct-24 20:47:35

But it didn't work out very well
Was no good but I couldn't tell

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biglouis Sat 19-Oct-24 21:46:54

But it didn't work out very well
Was no good but I couldn't tell
Never faithful was he

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Bellanonna Sun 20-Oct-24 10:18:02

But it didn't work out very well
Was no good but I couldn't tell
Never faithful was he
Played cruel tricks on me

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crazyH Sun 20-Oct-24 11:59:14

But it didn't work out very well
Was no good but I couldn't tell
Never faithful was he
Played cruel tricks on me
Twas time to ring the final bell

My mum, she could not hide her joy

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