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Limericks 18, Rides again

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Bumface Sat 13-Jul-24 13:11:43

All of my relatives are mad

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Magenta8 Fri 30-May-25 10:18:06

The motorway queues were appalling
Moving a yard before stalling

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GoldenLady Fri 30-May-25 14:54:42

The motorway queues were appalling
Moving a yard before stalling
Can't those animals move?

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52bright Sat 31-May-25 00:18:42

The motorway queues were appalling
Moving a yard before stalling
Can't those animals move?
Got something to prove?

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Salti Sat 31-May-25 08:56:15

The motorway queues were appalling
Moving a yard before stalling
Can't those animals move?
Got something to prove?
I need those kids to stop bawling

That's it! No more kids in my car

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Magenta8 Sat 31-May-25 09:18:23

That's it! No more kids in my car
Not for short journeys or for far

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Mollygo Sat 31-May-25 13:33:34

That's it! No more kids in my car
Not for short journeys or for far
“Are we nearly there?”

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Magenta8 Sat 31-May-25 13:48:39

That's it! No more kids in the car
Not for short journeys or for far
"Are we nearly there?"
"Maddie's pulling my hair!"

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GoldenLady Sat 31-May-25 16:13:08

That's it! No more kids in the car
Not for short journeys or for far
"Are we nearly there?"
"Maddie's pulling my hair!"
I wish I could stop at a bar

A nice calming drink, so relaxing

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Magenta8 Sat 31-May-25 17:16:23

A nice calming drink, so relaxing
Watch a film, nothing too taxing

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Mollygo Sat 31-May-25 21:22:27

A nice calming drink, so relaxing
Watch a film, nothing too taxing
Then a knock at the door

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52bright Sat 31-May-25 21:44:32

A nice calming drink, so relaxing
Watch a film, nothing too taxing
Then a knock at the door
I fall to the floor

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GoldenLady Mon 02-Jun-25 15:21:59

A nice calming drink, so relaxing
Watch a film, nothing too taxing
Then a knock at the door
I fall to the floor
"Sir, you can't drive while you are faxing!"

So off to the jail I am taken

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BrightandBreezy Tue 03-Jun-25 00:47:04

So off to the jail I am taken
It's made me feel very shaken

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Magenta8 Tue 03-Jun-25 10:34:19

so off to jail I am taken
It's made me feel very shaken
Locked up in a cell

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Mollygo Tue 03-Jun-25 14:13:51

So off to jail I am taken
It's made me feel very shaken
Locked up in a cell
My idea of hell

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GoldenLady Tue 03-Jun-25 15:47:09

So off to jail I am taken
It's made me feel very shaken
Locked up in a cell
My idea of hell
Feeling forlorn and forsaken

No more drinking while driving!

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Magenta8 Tue 03-Jun-25 19:59:22

No more drinking while driving!
And no more ducking and diving

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BrightandBreezy Wed 04-Jun-25 00:35:54

No more drinking and driving
And no more ducking and diving
Keep on the straight path

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GoldenLady Wed 04-Jun-25 14:57:39

No more drinking and driving
And no more ducking and diving
Keep on the straight path
When visiting Bath

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crazyH Wed 04-Jun-25 15:14:47

No more drinking and driving
And no more ducking and diving
Keep on the straight path
When visiting Bath
And stop that habit of miming

I’ve got the radio blasting

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Mollygo Thu 05-Jun-25 09:27:32

I’ve got the radio blasting
Grumpy looks neighbours are casting

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henetha Sat 07-Jun-25 11:04:40

I’ve got the radio blasting
Grumpy looks neighbours are casting
It's hard rock for me

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GoldenLady Sun 08-Jun-25 14:20:34

I’ve got the radio blasting
Grumpy looks neighbours are casting
It's hard rock for me
Which I play endlessly

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Mollygo Sun 08-Jun-25 19:06:22

I’ve got the radio blasting
Grumpy looks neighbours are casting
It's hard rock for me
Which I play endlessly
It leaves an impression that’s lasting.

There’s dinosaurs now on TV

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henetha Mon 09-Jun-25 11:15:58

There’s dinosaurs now on TV
They really do terrify me,

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