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Limericks 18, Rides again

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Bumface Sat 13-Jul-24 13:11:43

All of my relatives are mad

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GoldenLady Fri 25-Oct-24 15:33:30

I wish I could act in a play
I was a pro, back in the day
Ah, to be young

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Indigo8 Fri 25-Oct-24 16:50:31

I wish I could act in a play
I was a pro, back in the day
Ah, to be young
Fit in heart and lung

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52bright Sat 26-Oct-24 19:27:27

I wish I could act in a play
I was a pro, back in the day
Ah, to be young
Fit in heart an lung
As free as the flowers in May

Oh true those where the days my friend

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Indigo8 Sun 27-Oct-24 09:55:20

Oh true those where the days my friend
And we thought that they'd never end

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henetha Sun 27-Oct-24 11:23:42

Oh true those were the days my friend
And we thought that they'd never end
But now here I am

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biglouis Sun 27-Oct-24 12:24:59

Oh true those were the days my friend
And we thought that they'd never end
But now here I am
Shut up like a clam

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henetha Sun 27-Oct-24 13:34:38

Oh true those were the days my friend,
And we thought they'd never end,
But now here I am
Shut up like a clam,
And slowly going around the bend.

The men in the white coats are here,

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crazyH Sun 27-Oct-24 15:23:44

The men in the white coats are here
Strapping me up, and bopped my ear

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Indigo8 Sun 27-Oct-24 16:30:44

The men in white coats are here
Strapping me up, and bopped my ear
Then into their van

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henetha Mon 28-Oct-24 11:40:36

The men in white coats are here
Strapping me up, and bopped my ear
Then into their van,
What's their evil plan?

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crazyH Mon 28-Oct-24 11:43:13

The men in white coats are here
Strapping me up, and bopped my ear
Then into their van,
What's their evil plan?
To drown me in a vat of beer?

My body’s not exactly svelte

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Indigo8 Mon 28-Oct-24 14:25:01

My body's not exactly svelte
Long time since I wore a tight belt

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biglouis Mon 28-Oct-24 14:47:04

My body's not exactly svelte
Long time since I wore a tight belt
My bum is quite big

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GoldenLady Mon 28-Oct-24 15:54:57

My body's not exactly svelte
Long time since I wore a tight belt
My bum is quite big
And I can't dance a jig

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Indigo8 Mon 28-Oct-24 17:25:57

My body's not exactly svelte
Long time since I wore a tight belt
My bum is quite big
And I can't dance a jig
I wish all my fat would just melt

Think I'll do some Christmas shopping

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crazyH Mon 28-Oct-24 17:35:52

Think I'll do some Christmas shopping
Then I’ll go clubbing and bopping

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Indigo8 Mon 28-Oct-24 18:44:46

Think I'll do some Christmas shopping
Then I'll go clubbing and bopping
In my body con dress

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Justmeonmyown Mon 28-Oct-24 21:01:00

Think I’ll do some Christmas shopping
Then I’ll go clubbing and bopping
In my body con dress
With my best shoes I guess
And hope I don’t end up flopping

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crazyH Mon 28-Oct-24 21:28:39

New line Justmeonmyown ?

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Justmeonmyown Mon 28-Oct-24 22:44:23

I really love a Christmas drink

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crazyH Tue 29-Oct-24 00:05:39

I really love a Christmas drink
Usually, a large gin of pink

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VB000 Tue 29-Oct-24 10:34:46

I really love a Christmas drink
Usually, a large gin of pink
Add ice and a slice

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catladyuk Tue 29-Oct-24 13:13:20

and it's gone in a trice

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catladyuk Tue 29-Oct-24 13:14:20

sorry, finger slipped!
I really love a Christmas drink
Usually, a large gin of pink
Add ice and a slice
and it's gone in a trice

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biglouis Tue 29-Oct-24 13:20:39

I really love a Christmas drink
Usually, a large gin of pink
Add ice and a slice
and it's gone in a trice
The bubbles make me blink

I do love a classic champagne

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