Limericks 18, Rides again

He screamed at me, I said 'Just sue!'
Well, that's what I did - wouldn't you?
But the Judge. he said
'Bad! Look at his head!'
He's been hit with a billiard cue

That's what's caused his raving madness

That's what's caused his raving madness,
And underneath, his real sadness,

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That's what's caused his raving madness,
And underneath, his real sadness,
Next time, use a broom

That's what's caused his raving madness,
And underneath, his real sadness,
Next time, use a broom
That would cause his doom

That's what's caused his raving madness
And underneath, his real sadness,
Next time, use a broom
That would cause his doom
And put an end to his badness

The old year has nearly ended

The old year has nearly ended
Fences, all sorts, have been mended

The old year has nearly ended
Fences, all sorts, have been mended
Many ups, many downs

The old year has nearly ended
Fences, all sorts, have been mended
Many ups, many downs
Many smiles, many frowns

The old year has nearly ended
Fences, all sorts, hav

whoops!

The old year has nearly ended
Fences, all sorts, have been mended
Many ups, many downs
Many smiles. many frowns
And some new people befriended

Raise a glass to friends old and new

Raise a glass to friends old and new
You can’t have enough, that is true

Raise a glass to friends old and new
You can’t have enough, that is true,
More precious than gold

Raise a glass to friends old and new
You can’t have enough, that is true,
More precious than gold
With hearts warm, not cold

Raise a glass to friends old and new
You can't have enough, that is true
More precious than gold
With hearts warm, not cold
A toast to true friendship is due

Good friends that go back a long way

Good friends that go back a long way
Those, to who I could always say

Good friends that go back a long way
Those, to who I could always say
"Can we have a chat?"

good friends that go back a long way
Those, to who I could always say
"Can we have a chat?"
"About this or that."

good friends that go back a long way
Those, to who I could always say
"Can we have a chat?"
"About this or that."
And the chat might last a whole day

The weather is wintry and cold

The weather is wintry and cold
Or is it just me getting old?

The weather is wintry and cold
Or is it just me getting old
I shiver and shake

The weather is wintry and cold
Or is it just me getting old
I shiver and shake
Or could be an earthquake?

The weather is wintry and cold
Or is it just me getting old
I shiver and shake
Or could be an earthquake?
A warm woolly hat I was sold

The morning will be getting lighter

The morning will be getting lighter
Things are looking somewhat brighter

The morning will be getting lighter
Things are looking somewhat brighter
Spring's still far away

The morning will be getting lighter
Things are looking somewhat brighter
Spring's still far away
Quite sunny today