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Limericks 18, Rides again

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Bumface Sat 13-Jul-24 13:11:43

All of my relatives are mad

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biglouis Tue 20-Aug-24 01:50:19

I used to play piano all day
I won awards on the way
Played Chopin and jazz
Then went for a wazz
Now I need practice they say

Sunday I joined the church choir

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Indigo8 Tue 20-Aug-24 08:40:40

Sunday I joined the church choir
We met, sang hymns for an hour

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GoldenLady Tue 20-Aug-24 16:34:23

Sunday I joined the church choir
We met, sang hymns for an hour
But that doesn't rhyme

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Indigo8 Wed 21-Aug-24 08:49:16

Sunday I joined the church choir
We met, sang hymns for an hour
But that doesn't rhyme
Is that a bad cryme?

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Ashcombe Wed 21-Aug-24 08:55:38

Sunday I joined the church choir
We met, sang hymns for an hour
But that doesn't rhyme
Is that a bad cryme?
If so, I’ll say, “Au revoir!”

Speaking a few words in French

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Indigo8 Wed 21-Aug-24 09:06:51

Speaking a few words in French
Sat in Paris on a bench

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henetha Wed 21-Aug-24 10:13:36

Speaking a few words in French
Sat in Paris on a bench
Enjoying French fries

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biglouis Wed 21-Aug-24 10:15:43

Speaking a few words in French
Sat in Paris on a park bench
I gazed at the tower
For almost an hour

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henetha Wed 21-Aug-24 10:23:31

Speaking a few words in French
Sat in Paris on a park bench
I gazed at the tower
For almost an hour
Until cramp caused my feet to clench.

I crawled along to the Metro

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GoldenLady Wed 21-Aug-24 15:12:03

I crawled along to the Metro
Until the cramp finally let go

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Indigo8 Wed 21-Aug-24 15:26:30

I crawled along to the Metro
Until the cramp finally let go
And then my poor feet

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52bright Wed 21-Aug-24 20:47:30

I crawled along to the Metro
Until the cramp finally let go
And then my poor feet
Went right off to sleep

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biglouis Thu 22-Aug-24 07:14:41

I crawled along to the Metro
Until the cramp finally let go
And then my poor feet
Went right off to sleep
Woke up feeling like death-row

I searched for a cozy hotel

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NanKate Thu 22-Aug-24 07:34:57

I searched for a cozy hotel
Close by to a sleazy motel

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VB000 Thu 22-Aug-24 10:38:57

I searched for a cozy hotel
Close by to a sleazy motel
I crawled into bed

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GoldenLady Thu 22-Aug-24 14:59:04

I searched for a cozy hotel
Close by to a sleazy motel
I crawled into bed
Feeling half dead

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Indigo8 Thu 22-Aug-24 16:47:53

I searched for a cozy hotel
Close by to a sleazy motel
I crawled into bed
Feeling half dead
Having drunk a pint of Moselle

When I woke my head was spinning

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Jane71 Thu 22-Aug-24 16:49:34

I searched for a cozy hotel
Close by to a sleazy motel
I crawled into bed
Feeling half dead
When somebody rang the doorbell

I rose to see who it was

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52bright Thu 22-Aug-24 22:36:04

I rose to see who it was
It looked like my dear friend called Boz

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biglouis Fri 23-Aug-24 10:47:40

I rose to see who it was
It looked like my dear friend called Boz
My head was still muzzy

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Indigo8 Fri 23-Aug-24 13:45:38

I rose to see who it was
It looked like my dear friend Boz
My head was still muzzy
Boz looked all fuzzy

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GoldenLady Fri 23-Aug-24 14:42:33

I rose to see who it was
It looked like my dear friend Boz
My head was still muzzy
Boz looked all fuzzy
Was I in The Wizard of Oz?

Oh no! It's the green wicked witch

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52bright Fri 23-Aug-24 17:44:40

Oh no! It's the green wicked witch
Could make her be gone if was rich

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Ashcombe Fri 23-Aug-24 19:48:25

Oh no! It's the green wicked witch
Could make her be gone if was rich
She'll dissolve in water

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Indigo8 Fri 23-Aug-24 22:05:05

Oh no! It's the green wicked witch
Could make her be gone if I was rich
She'll dissolve in water
Once I have caught her

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