Limericks 18, Rides again

I can still eat just what I like
Or go for a ride on my bike
Might get thunder thighs
Don’t worry, don’t sigh

I can still eat just what I like
Or go for a ride on my bike
Might get thunder thighs
Don’t worry, don’t sigh,
If you get fat just buy a trike.

That extra wheel is amazing,

That extra wheel is amazing,
No problems, with your balancing

That extra wheel is amazing,
No problems, with your balancing
But you might look like a toddler

8, 8, 5, 5, 8.

That extra wheel is amazing,
No problems, with your balancing
But you might look like a toddler
Just a doddery old wobbler

Indigo is right. 88558 syllables is the correct Limerick form.

That extra wheel is amazing,
No problems, with your balancing
You look like a toddler,
Just an old wobbler,
Who enjoys going out dancing.

In fact, you're a marvellous sight,

In fact, you're a marvellous sight,
In your heels, and your skirt so tight

In fact, you're a marvellous sight,
In your heels, and your skirt so tight
Stretched over your rump

In fact, you're a marvellous sight,
In your heels, and your skirt so tight
Stretched over your rump,
There is quite a bump

In fact, you're a marvellous sight,
In your heels, and your skirt so tight
Stretched over your rump,
There is quite a bump
Going home in the morning light

You should sleep it off till lunch time

You should sleep it off till lunch time
And wake up to quite a good rhyme

You should sleep it off till lunch time
And wake up to quite a good rhyme
Something witty too

You should sleep it off till lunch time
And wake up to quite a good rhyme
Something witty too
That reflects well on you

You should sleep it off till lunch time
And wake up to quite a good rhyme
Something witty too
That reflects well on you.
Are you sure? my mind’s full of grime

Just saying, my heart is quite pure

Just saying, me heart is quite pure
I have never found filth a lure

Just saying, me heart is quite pure
I have never found filth a lure
Gossips not my thing 😜

Just saying, me heart is quite pure
I have never found filth a lure
Gossips not my thing 😜
But the songs that I sing!

Just saying, my heart is quite pure
I have never found filth a lure
Gossips not my thing
But the songs that I sing!
Just have to be good to endure

I must take the dog for walk

I must take the dog for walk
And mark out hopscotch with my chalk

I must take the dog for a walk
And mark out hopscotch with my chalk
The dog likes to play

I must take the dog for a walk
And mark out hopscotch with my chalk
The dog likes to play
She must have her say

must take the dog for a walk
And mark out hopscotch with my chalk
The dog likes to play
She must have her say
I sometimes wish that he could talk

My dog likes digging up mole hills

My dog likes digging up mole hills
She digs fast and deep, just like drills