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Silly news stories

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MissAdventure Fri 01-Nov-24 18:13:31

Just made up ones.

The local lingerie factory has ceased its production of knickers.
The owner stated that the bottom has fallen out of sales.

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Kateykrunch Wed 15-Jan-25 17:43:53

2 men in court for stealing batteries and fireworks.

They charged 1 and let the other one off.

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Squiffy Wed 15-Jan-25 18:37:13

A customer in a garden centre knocked over an entire display of plants. She told the manager that she tripped and would be more careful in fuchsia.

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RosiesMaw2 Wed 15-Jan-25 18:42:30

Genuine this one - remembered by my late father , an advertisement in his local newspaper by a gents’ outfitters in their wee Borders town.

“Millers trousers - down again!”

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Babs03 Wed 15-Jan-25 22:13:24

The Slough knickers thief who has been whipping ladies knickers off their washing lines for 6 months has been found and arrested. The police raided his home and found evidence of his crimes when rummaging through his drawers.

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Ali08 Tue 18-Feb-25 23:05:09

Police found a chicken near the highway.
They believe it crossed the road.

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Indigo8 Wed 19-Feb-25 08:24:04

Statistics show that somebody is run over by a car every five minutes.

They are fed up with it.

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