Grandson of New Limerick (Son of New Limerick contd.)

Or perhaps dogs would be more fun
I could take them for a long run
I could train them well
Bark quietly not yell

Or perhaps dogs would be more fun
I could take them for a long run
I could train them well
Bark quietly not yell
Enjoy local walks in the sun

But its not so great in the rain

But it's not so great in the rain
Walking them then would be a pain

But it's not so great in the rain
Walking them then would be a pain
And picking up poo

But it’s not so great in the rain
And walking them would be a pain
And picking up poo
Something else to do

But it’s not so great in the rain
And walking them would be a pain
And picking up poo
Something else to do
Yes do something, or go insane

The sun’s glorious , done more washing

The sun's glorious, done more washing
The big load meant clothes were squashing

The sun’s glorious, done more washing
The big load meant clothes were squashing
I’ll hang them outside

The sun's glorious, done more washing
The big load meant clothes were squashing
I'll hang them outside
And view them with pride

The sun's glorious, done some more washing
The big load meant clothes were squashing
I'll hang them out side
And view them with pride
Then go inside for some noshing

I really need something to eat

I really need something to eat
I feel like something nice and sweet

I really need something to eat
I feel like something nice and sweet
Fruit crumble with cream

I really need something to eat
I feel like something nice and sweet
Fruit crumble with cream
Large portion, not mean

I really need something to eat
I feel like something nice and sweet
Fruit crumble with cream
Large portion, not mean
That really would be such a treat.

I once knew a lady from Bath

I once knew a lady from Bath
Who on a whoopee cushion sat

I once knew a lady from Bath
Who was truly an expert in math

I once knew a lady from Bath
Who was truly an expert in math
She knew alg and trig

I once knew a lady from Bath
Who was truly an expert in math
She knew alg and trig
And wore a red wig

I once knew a lady from Bath
Who was truly an expert in math
She knew alg and trig
And wore a red wig
And I think she was called ‘Miss Cath’

And then one day, they said she’s gone

And then one day, they said she's gone
She left because she'd met 'the one'

And then one day, they said she's gone
With a mysterious man, John

Sorry crossed posts .

And then one day , they said she's gone
She left because she'd met 'the one'
No-one knew his name

And then one day, they said she's gone
She left because she'd met 'the one'
No-one knew his name
But he was not tame

And then one day, they said she's gone
She left because she'd met 'the one'
No-one knew his name
But he was not tame
Not someone she could rely on

I once met a woman from Hull

once met a woman from Hull
Who I thought was incredibly dull