Grandson of New Limerick (Son of New Limerick contd.)

once met a woman from Hull
Who I thought was incredibly dull
Until one fine day

I once met a woman from Hull
Who I thought was incredibly dull
Until one fine day
She spoke in a way

I once met a woman from Hull
Who I thought was incredibly dull
Until one fine day
She spoke in a way
That sounded just like a gull.

Young Carys, she came from Wales

Young Carys, she came from Wales
The green country of hills and dales

Young Carys, she came from Wales
The green country of hills and dales
She dreamt of much more

Young Carys, she came from Wales
The green country of hills and dales
She dreamt of much more
So set off to explore

Young Carys, she came from Wales
The green country of hills and dales
She dreamt of much more
So set off to explore
And ended up saving Blue Whales

And then there was Mary from Derry

And then there was Mary from Derry
Worked hard all day and grew weary

And then there was Mary from Derry
Worked hard all day and grew weary
Her apron she burnt

And then there was Mary from Derry
Worked had all day and grew weary
Her apron she burnt
'Cos she'd never learnt

And then there was Mary from Derry
Worked hard all day and grew weary
Her apron she burnt
'Cos she never learnt
To cook without getting teary

She went off to learn a new trade

She went off to learn a new trade
And became a magicians aide

She went off to learn a new trade
And became a magicians aide
He was quite a flirt

She went off to learn a new trade
And became a magicians aide
He was quite a flirt
And liked a short skirt

She went off to learn a new trade
And became a magicians aide
He was quite a flirt
And liked a short skirt
At least she was very well paid

She then took a job as a rep

She then took a job as a rep
Did well on the phone and door step

She then took a job as a rep
Did well on the phone and door step
But one day in Cardiff

She then took a job as a rep
Did well on the phone and door step
But one day in Cardiff
She met the Sheriff

She then took a job as a rep
Did well on the phone and door step
But one day in Cardiff
She met the Sheriff
A great guy with plenty of pep.

At line dancing he was a star

At line dancing he was a star
Hat drapped over to hide his scar

At line dancing he was a star
Hat drapped over to hide his scar
Light on his feet

At line dancing he was a star
Hat drapped over to hide his scar
Light on his feet
And kept up with the beat

At line dancing he was a star
Hat drapped over to hide his scar
Light on his feet
And kept up with the beat
And an impressive red flashy car

Maybe this is the One, she thought

Maybe this is the one she thought
Should I make the effort or not?

Maybe this is the one she thought
Should I make the effort or not?
I’ll wear my tap shoes