Grandson of New Limerick (Son of New Limerick contd.)

I just love looking at art works
In galleries all day she lurks
A passion for Renoir
How lovely they are!
While others display some odd quirks

Some days I enjoy a meal out

Some days I enjoy a meal out
Till I got a bad gastric bout

Some days I enjoy a meal out
Till I got a bad gastric gout
‘Twas a severe pain

Some days I enjoy a meal out
Till I got a bad gastric gout
'Twas a severe pain
Just after the main

Some days I enjoy a meal out
Till I got a bad gastric gout
'Twas a severe pain
Just after the main
So the dessert I just did without

Today I’m off swimming at two

Today I'm off swimming at two
I've bought a new swim suit, it's blue

Today I'm off swimming at two
I've bought a new swim suit, it's blue
It's tight at the rear

Today I'm off swimming at two
I've bought a new swim suit, it's blue
It's tight at the rear
That’s bad, I’m a pear

Today I'm off swimming at two
I've bought a new swim suit, it's blue
It's tight at the rear
That’s bad, I’m a pear
So I really don't know what to do

Perhaps I should try skinny dipping?

Perhaps I should try skinny dipping ?
Not till I'm bronzed and ripping !

Perhaps I should try skinny dipping
Not till I'm bronzed and ripping!
Nude swimming is great

Perhaps I should try skinny dipping
Not till I'm bronzed and ripping!
Nude swimming is great
When out on a date

Perhaps I should try skinny dipping
Not till I'm bronzed and ripping!
Nude swimming is great
When out on a date
Then finish with champagne sipping

I'm rather romantic you see

I'm rather romantic you see
Will you celebrate summer with me?

I'm rather romantic you see
Will you celebrate summer with me
A picnic for two

I'm rather romantic you see
Will you celebrate summer with me
A picnic for two
We could try something new!

I'm rather romantic you see
Will you celebrate summer with me?
A picnic for two
We could try something new
And then we could go home for tea

I'm looking for someone to love

I'm looking for someone to love
Just send me one down from above

I'm looking for someone to love
Just send me one down from above
I've known quite a few

I'm looking for someone to love
Just send me one down from above
I've known quite a few
But they didnt stay true

I'm looking for someone to love
Just send me one down from above
I've known quite a few
But they didnt stay true
I hope he is called Mr Dove.

I once knew a lady from Kew..

I once knew a lady from Kew..
Who wanted to try something new

I once knew a lady from Kew..
Who wanted to try something new
She rolled up her sleeves

I once knew a lady from Kew..
Who wanted to try something new
She rolled up her sleeves
And pruned all the leaves

I wonder what will happen next
Nothing much, so I feel vexed
If I were in charge,
I would loom very large