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Grandson of New Limerick (Son of New Limerick contd.)

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Magenta8 Fri 02-Jan-26 20:50:50

Following:

I once read the book Moby Dick
The story made me feel quite sick

libra10 Thu 21-May-26 14:15:11

I wonder what will happen next
Nothing much, so I feel vexed
If I were in charge,
I would loom very large
and send Keir Starmer a text.

Magenta8 Thu 21-May-26 14:34:27

A rude van man heckled Ms Reeves

Luckygirl3 Fri 22-May-26 09:14:46

A rude van man heckled Ms Reeves
But she just rolled up her sleeves

Bellanonna Fri 22-May-26 19:38:31

A rude van man heckled Ms Reeves
But she just rolled up her sleeves
He backed off in fright

Luckygirl3 Sat 23-May-26 14:10:28

A rude van man heckled Ms Reeves
But she just rolled up her sleeves
He backed off in fright
A truly pitiful sight

Magenta8 Sat 23-May-26 14:44:41

A rude van man heckled Ms Reeves
But she just rolled up her sleeves
He backed of in fright
A truly pitiful sight
As Reeves in her sleeves a sigh heaves

Nigel F's been at it again

Crocus5 Sat 23-May-26 20:14:14

Nigel F’s been at it again
To some people he’s a real pain

crazyH Sat 23-May-26 21:50:51

Nigel F’s been at it again
To some people he’s a real pain
Take him or leave him

Bellanonna Sat 23-May-26 21:59:39

Nigel F’s been at it again
To some people he’s a real pain
Take him or leave him
But just don’t believe him

Luckygirl3 Sun 24-May-26 08:59:10

Nigel F’s been at it again
To some people he’s a real pain
Take him or leave him
But just don’t believe him
He's somewhat lacking in brain

There once was a granny with glasses

GoldenLady Sun 24-May-26 16:21:42

There once was a granny with glasses
Whose body contained many gasses

Magenta8 Sun 24-May-26 16:55:39

There once was a granny with glasses
Whose body contained many gases
Some left via her mouth

Luckygirl3 Sun 24-May-26 17:45:51

There once was a granny with glasses
Whose body contained many gases
Some left via her mouth

Luckygirl3 Sun 24-May-26 17:46:51

There once was a granny with glasses
Whose body contained many gases
Some left via her mouth
And others went south

Bellanonna Sun 24-May-26 19:59:37

There once was a granny with glasses
Whose body contained many gases
Some left via her mouth
And others went south
So she tried a quick cure of molasses.

I once saw my gran do the splits

Luckygirl3 Sun 24-May-26 20:07:12

I once saw my gran do the splits
Her corset it broke into bits

Magenta8 Sun 24-May-26 20:11:28

I once saw my gran do the splits
Her corset it broke into bits
She couldn't get up

Salti Mon 25-May-26 01:00:27

I once saw my gran do the splits
Her corset it broke into bits
She couldn't get up
Got bit by the pup

Luckygirl3 Mon 25-May-26 14:15:53

I once saw my gran do the splits
Her corset it broke into bits
She couldn't get up
Got bit by the pup
"Enough now" said she, "I quits!"

A grumpy old man in the sun

Crocus5 Mon 25-May-26 14:40:37

A grumpy old man in the sun
Was certainly not having fun

GoldenLady Mon 25-May-26 15:53:57

A grumpy old man in the sun
Was certainly not having fun
But along came a cloud

SpinDriftCoastal Mon 25-May-26 19:41:10

A grumpy old man in the sun
Was certainly not having fun
But along came a cloud
With thunder so loud

pably15 Mon 25-May-26 20:17:16

A grumpy old man in the sun
Was certainly not having fun
But along came a cloud
With thunder so loud
And all he could do was run

The rain started falling so heavy

Luckygirl3 Tue 26-May-26 08:44:19

The rain started falling so heavy
I might as well go have a bevy

Magenta8 Tue 26-May-26 10:58:01

The rain started falling so heavy
I might as well go have a bevy
I went for a beer