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Grandson of New Limerick (Son of New Limerick contd.)

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Magenta8 Fri 02-Jan-26 20:50:50

Following:

I once read the book Moby Dick
The story made me feel quite sick

Bellanonna Tue 26-May-26 12:23:18

The rain started falling so heavy
I might as well go have a bevy
I went for a beer
Felt full of good cheer

Luckygirl3 Tue 26-May-26 16:40:56

The rain started falling so heavy
I might as well go have a bevy
I went for a beer
Felt full of good cheer
And ordered a chop with some gravy

There was a young lady called Betty

Bellanonna Tue 26-May-26 22:51:45

There was a young lady called Betty
Who used to sell fish by the jetty

65KL Wed 27-May-26 20:12:24

There was a young lady called Betty
Who used to sell fish by the jetty
All day she would toil

Luckygirl3 Wed 27-May-26 21:57:56

There was a young lady called Betty
Who used to sell fish by the jetty
All day she would toil
While the breakers did roil

Bellanonna Wed 27-May-26 22:46:28

There was a young lady called Betty
Who used to sell fish by the jetty
All day she would toil
While the breakers did roil
And the work made her terribly sweaty

I once knew a fellow called Jake

Magenta8 Wed 27-May-26 23:16:14

I once knew a fellow called Jake
Who was so incredibly fake

Luckygirl3 Thu 28-May-26 07:40:26

I once knew a fellow called Jake
Who was so incredibly fake
He dressed like a dandy

Bellanonna Thu 28-May-26 10:19:46

I once knew a fellow called Jake
Who was so incredibly fake
He dressed like a dandy
At times known as Mandy

Luckygirl3 Thu 28-May-26 12:23:54

I once knew a fellow called Jake
Who was so incredibly fake
He dressed like a dandy
At times known as Mandy
He, she or they for god's sake?!

Luckygirl3 Thu 28-May-26 12:24:13

I like a nice man with a beard

Bellanonna Thu 28-May-26 14:10:52

I like a nice man with a beard
Though my granddaughter finds them too weird

GoldenLady Thu 28-May-26 15:16:09

I like a nice man with a beard
Though my granddaughter finds them too weird
When they are named Mary

Indigo8 Thu 28-May-26 15:41:42

I like a nice man with a beard
Though my granddaughter finds them too weird
When they are named Mary
Yet seem very hairy

pably15 Thu 28-May-26 15:56:43

I like a nice man with a beard
Though my granddaughter finds them too weird
When they are named Mary
Yet seem very hairy
They're never quite how they appeared

Better to give them a miss

Magenta8 Thu 28-May-26 16:15:41

Better to give them a miss
Or they might ask you for a kiss

MollyNew Thu 28-May-26 22:05:48

Better to give them a miss
Or they might ask you for a kiss
You'll have to say "no"

Bellanonna Fri 29-May-26 14:44:48

Better to give them a miss
Or they might ask you for a kiss
You'll have to say "no,
Not my kinda beau” !

GoldenLady Fri 29-May-26 15:36:04

Better to give them a miss
Or they might ask you for a kiss
You'll have to say "no,
Not my kinda beau” !
You're either a that or a this.

My dog has a problem with fleas

Magenta8 Fri 29-May-26 17:51:48

My dog has a problem with fleas
I have got bites up to my knees

Luckygirl3 Fri 29-May-26 18:15:24

My dog has a problem with fleas
I have got bites up to my knees
If they go up much further

Luckygirl3 Sat 30-May-26 09:15:50

My dog has a problem with fleas
I have got bites up to my knees
If they go up much further
I'll have to tell mother

GoldenLady Sat 30-May-26 15:31:45

My dog has a problem with fleas
I have got bites up to my knees
If they go up much further
I'll have to tell mother
But do not tell anyone, please

The poor dog continues to scratch

Magenta8 Sat 30-May-26 17:49:26

The poor dog continues to scratch
Just sprayed her so don't light a match

pably15 Sat 30-May-26 20:10:54

The poor dog continues to scratch
Just sprayed her so don't light a match
What else can I do?