Grandson of New Limerick (Son of New Limerick contd.)

This summer so far is unbearable
Normal clothes are unwearable

This summer so far is unbearable
Normal clothes are unwearable
I've got out my shorts

This summer so far is unbearable
Normal clothes are unwearable
I've got out my shorts
Shirt with polka dots

This summer so far is unbearable
Normal clothes are unwearable
I've got out my shorts
Shirt with polka dots
With patches irreparable

I'm fond of my old comfy clothes

I'm fond of my old comfy clothes
Ditched the smart stuff that everyone loathes

I'm fond of my old comfy clothes
Ditched the smart stuff that everyone loathes
They're loose and they're cool

I'm fond of my old comfy clothes
Ditched the smart stuff that everyone loathes
They're loose and they're cool
Cotton as a rule

I'm fond of my old comfy clothes
Ditched the smart stuff that everyone loathes
They're loose and they're cool
Cotton as a rule
Right from my head to my toes.

I danced through a field of flowers

I danced through a field of flowers
Such sun after heavy showers

I danced through a field full of flowers
Such sun after heavy showers
So fragrant and fresh

I danced through a field full of flowers
Such sun after heavy showers
So fragrant and fresh
I felt freed in my flesh

I danced through a field full of flowers
Such sun after heavy showers
So fragrant and fresh
I felt freed in my flesh
It was so good I danced on for hours.

There is a large pond in my garden

There is a large pond in my garden
The concrete took ages to harden.

There is a large pond in my garden
The concrete took ages to harden.
But the water is blue

There is a large pond in my garden
The concrete took ages to harden
But the water is blue
Soon be green it's true

There is a large pond in my garden
The concrete took ages to harden
But the water is blue
Soon be green it's true
Then here come the frogs of a sudden!

There once was a lion in Asia

There once was a lion in Asia
With eyes that beamed like a laser

There once was a lion in Asia
With eyes that beamed like a laser
He'd eat you for dinner

There once was a lion in Asia
With eyes that beamed like a laser
He'd eat you for dinner
He prefers sinners

There once was a lion in Asia
With eyes that beamed like a laser
He'd eat you for dinner
He prefers sinners
But has now been tamed by a geisha

I’ve taken up zumba, you know

I've taken up zumba, you know
I thought I would just have a go

I’ve taken up zumba, you know
I thought I would just have a go
I sit for too long

I’ve taken up zumba, you know
I thought I would just have a go
I sit for too long
I need to be strong

I’ve taken up zumba, you know
I thought I would just have a go
I sit for too long
I need to be strong
But my age is beginning to show!

There once was a smelly old hermit

There once was a smelly old hermit
To visit, you needed a permit