Grandson of New Limerick (Son of New Limerick contd.)

There once was a smelly old hermit
To visit, you needed a permit
And to hold your nose

There once was a smelly old hermit
To visit, you needed a permit
He called himself Joe

Sorry!

There once was a smelly old hermit
To visit, you needed a permit
And to hold your nose
And hear all his woes

There once was a smelly old hermit
To visit, you needed a permit,
And to hold your nose
And hear all his woes
As by his odours strong you were hit.

These days we wash more than of yore

These days we wash more than of yore
Though to some it may seem a chore

These days we wash more than of yore
Though to some it may seem a chore
A five minute shower

These days we wash more than of yore
Though to some it may seem a chore
A five minute shower
You don't need an hour

These days we wash more than of yore
Though to some it may seem a chore
A five minute shower
You don't need an hour
And you’ll be top to toe fragrant, what’s more!

I’m taking it easy today

I’m taking it easy today
A game or two I might play

I’m taking it easy today
A game or two I might play
I'll finish the crossword

Im taking it easy today
A game or two I might play
I’ll finish the crossword
I’m a bit of a nerd

I'm taking it easy today
A game or two I might play
I'l finish the crossword
I'm a bit of a nerd
And that is all I have to say

Oh! How I'm wishing it would rain

Oh! How I'm wishing it would rain
Watering the plants is such a pain

Oh! How I’m wishing it would rain
Watering the plants is such a pain
Like the Sahara

Oh! How I’m wishing it would rain
Watering the plants is such a pain
Like the Sahara
In its dry era

Oh! How I’m wishing it would rain
Watering the plants is such a pain
Like the Sahara
In its dry era
Plants need a drink, it is plain.

Of politics I've heard enough!

Of politics I've heard enough
Unless you like the pretty tough

Of politics I’ve had enough
It’s always the same boring stuff

Of politics I’ve had enough
It’s always the same boring stuff
Farage, more Farage !

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Of politics I’ve had enough
It’s always the same boring stuff
Farage, more Farage !

Of politics I’ve had enough
It’s always the same boring stuff
Farage, more Farage !
Bin in the Garage!

Of politics I've had enough
It's always the same boring stuff
Farage, more Farage!
Bin in the Garage!
Spouting yet more lunatic guff

I think I need a weekend break

I think I need a weekend break
Take me to seaside, field or lake

I think I need a weekend break
Take me to seaside, field or lake
Only make it cheap

I think I need a weekend break
Take me to seaside, field or lake
Only make it cheap
Somewhere I can sleep

I think I need a weekend break
Take me to seaside, field or lake
Only make it cheap
Somewhere I can sleep
Wi fi, peace, meals....... that I can take!

I think I will choose North Yorks coast